PAMPKEY

And act of incest for a son, where he is penetrated by his father whilst penetrating his mother.

Gertcha! I was the filling of an incest sandwich last night!

by Roger McTodger November 14, 2004

Pampers

A brand of children's diapers manufactured by Proctor and Gamble. Some of their products include Pampers Baby Dry, Pampers Cruisers. By extention, they also offer a line of other baby products and products for pre-school and school-aged children that include Pampers Baby Wipes (formally Baby Fresh), Tidy Tykes wipes, Pampers Easy-Ups training pants, Pampers Feel n' Learn training pants and Pampers Swaddlers.

The term "pampers" is also used in the general form to refer to diapers.

1. "I think Pampers diapers are the best you can buy for your baby."
2. "Timmy needs his pampers changed."

by Lifesaver November 10, 2005

Pampa

A place where people think they are cool but are not. The kids grow up to be just like their parents. Also its like a black hole it keeps sucking you back.

Pampa is a Horrible Place

by GamerForLife April 19, 2011

Pamper's Clause

Covering your ass

He said he wasn't shown what to do,so escaped blame...He used the Pamper's Clause...

by thefullronnie August 29, 2011

palmpalin

"Palmpalin" noun: A group of words written on the palm of the non-dominant hand to be used surreptitiously during an important speech, especially w hen a particularly crucial and potentially damaging word (such as "budget" in the context of a speech by an ambitious politician) has been crossed out.

"Palmpalining" verb: The act of creating a palmpalin

The words used by Sarah Palin, former Governor of Alaska, on the palm of her left hand during a speech given to the Teaparty association, which were apparently to be used as prompts; the word "budget" had been crossed out.

As in: "During her speech to the Teaparty convention, Sarah Palin glanced at a palmpalin which, during one of her gestures, became visible to the TV cameras and audience."

by picsbyalf February 21, 2010

Pampons

1. A jailhouse tampon made from a sanitary pad that comes in an indigent jail pack.

Yo Lorawanda, would you round me up some indigent packs and make me some pampons? It is that time of the month!

by BlondeSkurch June 29, 2019

bloody pampers

used tampon

he lost the bet, and now he has to eat his girlfriend's bloody pampers.

by juicejuice April 13, 2009