parenti

Italian and simply the best. :D

Oi, mate
That's a Parenti.

Oh, mate
How cool.

Oi mate...

yeh

Why do we have this accent

idk
i just like saying "oi mate".

k

by PPPPPteradactyle April 2, 2018

Parentilda

Someone who is either of your parents’ friends’ daughter.

My parentilda is sometimes annoying.

by AlvinBalvin321 November 19, 2018

red parenthesis

The crescent shaped abrasions that form around a persons asshole from not wiping well enough or anal leakage.

Guy #1: Look at the way Larry keeps picking his seat over there. Guy #2: Yep...not only does he have stinky fingers I'll bet he has skid marks in his underpants too! Guy #1: The idiot probably has red parenthesis around his asshole and just needs a shower!

by JoeyBomm April 26, 2020

Brown Parenting

A seriously fucked up method to use to bring up a child. Typically parents in Southern Asia follow this style of parenting. But still really popular in India, Pakistan, Myanmar, Bangladesh, etc.

When I become a mother, I won't follow brown parenting norms to raise my child up

by HBKW May 14, 2020

parentheses

Punctuation that some duh-weebs are starting to include in the spelling of the "words" they define.

Even if some other duh-weeb would bother to look up the definition of your personal name, do you really think he's going to include a parenthetical phrase when he's spelling it?

by Downstrike October 7, 2004

parentiess

her content always makes me laugh, not only that but she’s so pretty too i want her so bad

omg i wanna be parentiess so bad

by dumbkit April 19, 2021

parentitis

Parentitis, Also called man child syndrome, is a disease of the brain which symptoms include:
-being a brony
-lack of maturity
-browsing on 4chan all the time
-getting butthurt over small things
-fapping off to anime porn

You can easily spot a person suffer from parentitis as they usually have a neckbeard, wearing a fedora, and they'll make a scene usually for attention or because mummy forgot to buy them something from the shops.

It is caused by over-parenting or massive sheltering, these are perpetrated by what one would call a helicopter parent. This is a terrible disease of the mind which usually common among people in their 20s and 30s, there has been no cure found for this disease.

Person #1: Dude, why did that guy near the shops wearing the massive fedora have that meltdown?
Person #2: Oh, he suffers from parentitis.

by Omniscient Iniquitous June 4, 2016