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Brown paper bag

This occurs when you slip on a banana peel cock first into your best buds anus whilst immodestly pulling out and flinging the leftover dingleberry off your penis right in the flow of traffic.
I totaled my car when a brown paper bag hit my windshield.
by Wanjarthen November 29, 2021
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Paper Bag Syndrome

A disease worse than aids. When a girl has a mad sexy body but a god-awful face that makes you want to vomit your organs. See also butterface

Name is derived from the fact that one needs a paper bag to put over the chick's face
So I was going to fuck Daniella last night, but then it turned out she had paper bag syndrome.
by worsethanaids August 11, 2010
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Paperball

Any game where the only required equipment is a balled-up piece of paper.
Me: Man, when I was little we was so poor we used to play this game called 'paperball.'

You: Paperball? what the fuck is that?

Me: Take a piece of paper, ball that motherfucker up, and play with it.
by dreguan March 8, 2010
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Paper Bag Pimp

Paper bag pimp..a guy that goes around getting with ugly girls...or puts a paper bag on the girl and rides the bitch
my mate rob..he's a str8 Paper Bag Pimp..gets with all the ugly girls..like when he g0t with the girl that lookd like a man n he just goes.."ima str8 PbP so its allgood"
by James Skipper October 10, 2006
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Paper Bag Shag

When a piece of smoking hot gammon has a nice rack and rear, but not a face to match. The only way you would give her one, would be if you put a paper bag on her head so that you enjoy the benefits of her body, but you can imagine she is someone else. Hence; she is a Paper Bag Shag.
"That Sarah Jessica Parker, would ya?"
"Only if she had a paper bag on her head"
"too right, she is definitely a paper bag shag"
by ninepintsofmilk May 6, 2010
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paper bag princess

Girl with a hot body but minging face
Sophie had a cracking body but man did her face have Progria, she was a real paper bag princess.
by Ruthxxxxxx April 14, 2006
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Paper Bag Fetish

A term to describe a a person who only reels in ugly people or meaning they are ugly.
Jim: Man that chick was hot...
Bob: Thats just your paper bag fetish talking
Jim:..stfu
by August A. Neifert February 19, 2009
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