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Pandorgasm

Finding music on Pandora that is mediocre, believing that people will like you more because you can regurgitate the artist's name while drinking an overpriced Portland microbrew, and then blowing a wad in your pants and no longer needing the company of the opposite sex.
I found this great band on Pandora... ooooo ah oooooo... Never mind. I just had a "pandorgasm" and no longer need to talk with you.
by Real Dennis Quaid September 11, 2011
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Pandora

1. A curious slow woman that made the world of pain, horror, tradegy and sorrow because of a damned box. Luckly, their was still hope.
Pandora was attacked by the box's moths for her retarded curiousity.
by Jazzy-J November 29, 2003
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Pandora

A stunning girl! Amazing and really clever. Likes Sex and Is really Lovely! The best friend ever!
Omg Pandora is like AMAZING
by cullenlover4life January 16, 2010
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Pandoramonium

The act of creating a Pandora station with vastly different types of music seeds.
My Run DMC, Merle Haggard, Enya station wound up as utter Pandoramonium
by CleverHuman January 19, 2009
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pandora and relax

You nigga when you trying to "pandora and relax"
by Trees🎈 October 3, 2015
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Pandora's In-Box

An inbox containing an e-mail/text/social networking message that you receive in your inbox that you feel you would've been better off not opening.
"...Honestly, I don't care where you end up from here, but either grow up, or get out of my life.

p.s. just so I'm clear, we were friends, but I don't and never have liked you more than that. Feeling that way about me is pointless, nothing will ever happen between us. Find someone else and be happy!... now let me ask one last thing: how close DID you think we were? I considered you a friend, i didnt think we were as close as it seems you thought we were..."

Becky: Yeah, he sent all that and more in a stupid fucking facebook message.

Sharon: Wow, what a douchebag.
Becky: Yeah, and the sucky thing was that my mom went in and changed my password on my Facebook account because I was grounded and I didn't read this until a week after he sent it when I got my password back. I wish I was still grounded so that I would not have known what he had said.
Sharon: Hmmm, sounds like a message from Pandora's In-box.
by S[he's] Br[ok]en September 23, 2011
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Pandora

Pandora, infamous demonic female who inflicts evil upon any not in her favor. Beautiful but deadly to all her foes by means of her box of evil tricks
noobish noob-"who do you speak of?"
sage noob-"Pandora, you fool!
by vergeltung November 29, 2004
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