Panda

A sexy black Asian woman that likes to cuddle

Ben: "Nah bro, Jered can't chill tonight he is banging his panda like they are going extinct."

by BEANsevenfold June 7, 2016

Panda

State of drunkenness, commoly thought to be the ideal state of intoxication between "tipsy" and "shitfaced"; characterized by dopiness and laziness, but also being kinda cuddly like a panda.
Note: effects of being panda usually do not involve the compulsion to eat bamboo. Usually.

Chris: how drunk are you?
Will: Panda.

by Panda-boy January 22, 2011

Panda

A best friend that you also have sexual relations with; you both are there for each other and do whatever you can for one another but you both are comfortable enough with your friendship to have sex. This is not something that should not be confused with Fuck Buddies or Friends with Benefits.

"Amanda and Tom have this weird relationship." "I heard her say they were Pandas."

by Underwater Basket Weaver April 4, 2015

panda

also known as "Conan"

Watch out, there's a huge jiggly panda.

by panda February 4, 2005

Panda

A boy or girl who is black/white/asain. A panda can have a dominate trait in either one of these three parts. Some pandas are generally kind and are trusted friends. On rare occasions pandas can be very aggressive but a little bit of weed generally calls them down.

I love talking to my panda he's so caring.

Those two brothers are pandas because their dad is white and their mom is blasian.

by Cello boi March 28, 2015

Panda

its the greek god of vengence, either that or im a liar.

"The great panda will rule heavens skys and send down planes of fire and dispair from every cloud."

by burkland February 14, 2004

panda

night creature with black hearts and ravenous teeth that glow in the dark feasting on bums that sleep in the park. they'll hide under your bed. they'll rip you butt to shreads. The Chinese believe if you find a discarded panda tooth you have the power to summon GODZILLA. Like a shark pandas have huge teeth which are used to grind through bone candy and fences

"Hey look at that panda over there with his nasty teeth"

by Carly2010 August 7, 2006