palm pilot

the nickname of someone who just hit puberty, and now spends all of their time masturbating

ever since he turned 13, he has been a real palm pilot

by Phade March 2, 2003

Shit Palming

The act of using ones own self defecation in a frantic episode of self gratification (masturbation)

"After sharting, Steven decided he wanted to make the best of a bad situation and decided to partake in a session of shit palming"

by HelplessSnail January 13, 2015

Palm Rocket

Euphmism for a hand job.

She gave me a great Palm Rocket in the woods.

by SnakeDoc August 5, 2014

palm bomb

when you fart into your cupped and and release the toxic fumes into someones face and eyes. works particularly well with 'SBDs' (silent but deadly)

*warning* may cause gagging, burning and tearing of the eyes, similar to the effects of tear gas. is also flammable.

I palm bombed Josh in class, and he fell to the floor coughing in gagging.

The palm bomb i gave my brother was so bad he couldnt see for a week.

by Kenan January 25, 2003

Palm coast

A small town home of the redlight scam camaras built in the 70s full of old farts an scams

Just got back from palm coast got my polydent an got scamed

by Helpless February 8, 2013

Gypsy Palm

The act of stealing from someone without them knowing by covertly taking their shit and walking away.

The bitch I was grinding with last night at the club tried to gypsy palm my wallet unsuccessfully.

by Marko V February 12, 2007

Sea Palms

to attempt to steal something by means of lying when its owner is in plain sight of the object attempting to be stolen

One guy to his buddy - "Don't give that talking monkey on the internet your credit card number! He's straight up trying to Sea Palms you!"

by Booz April 9, 2013