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Planking Spanking

This is a form of "meme busting" where you interrupt a person about to have their photo taken by a friend or their cam set to auto while they are planking. Most commonly this interruption is in the form of spanking that persons ass rather hard with with a paddle or other blunt object.

Throwing water on the person is also a hilarious way to "spank their plank".

It is important to remember to have a friend or your own cam set to auto to take a picture of this while you do it. It is very funny if the victim's own camera or friend taking their picture is also in he shot so you can capture their reaction as well.

There are also ways to plank spank that do not involve contact or soiling the victim such as (but not limited too):

Farting near them

Blowing an air horn

Yelling at them "memes are stupid!"

For more details on methods and finding memes to bust see: meme busting
I just got a great shot of me planking spanking a guy in central park.
by Mr. SnowmanPants July 27, 2011
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Astro Planing

The act of leaving one's living body and having an 'out of body experience'. Not the same as death.
Out of boy experiences can be attributed to astro planing.
by Srž Tanjur August 2, 2006
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Halloween Planning

It's never to early to plan for Halloween.
Jeff: Dude, look at all the candy I got! Male stripper =win!
John: Dude, that's awesome. I'm gonna be an Emo Kid next year.
Jeff: Halloween planning right after we JUST got candy?!
John: It's never to early to plan for Halloween.
by InfectedBoot July 29, 2009
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planking

The act of lying completely flat on extreme surfaces, such as a road or police vehicle
King of planking - "Clearly the only reason he was charged was because his planking had been done already."
by Mandernaught June 7, 2011
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planning on plan b

When you plan on having unprotected, amazing sex for a couple days and buy the Plan B pill at Walgreens or CVS before mentioned couple days of mind blowing sex.
One time I was planning on plan b because I was planning on having a dirty weekend.
I had to get the plan b one time one after a frantic morning when the condom broke,upon arrival home I realized that there's an effing coupon for that ish! It was actually nice to know in case I ever was planning a plan b.
I think planning a plan b is a bit inhumane, and harsh on ones body, but ultimately somewhat responsible.
Planning a plan b is better than pulling and praying.
If condoms weren't lame I wouldn't ever plan a plan b.
I've never planned a plan b, but have often thought about these things.
It's better to have some sort of plan than no plan, better start planning a plan b
by JuicyPineapple February 19, 2015
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polanding

Looking for the Poland flag in everyday things around you. Very popular on tiktok
Hey dude wanna go polanding around my house”
by Glizzygobbler3000 September 15, 2020
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Planting Party

A small get-together with 5-10 people where you smoke massive quantities of marijuana and listen to some groovy tunes to celebrate one's planting of his marijuana crop.
Jeremy: "Yeah dude, I'm going to be having a Planting Party Friday starting at 7 to celebrate the planting of my crop."

Dustin: "Sweet man, this should be some good times, how many people are going to come?"

Jeremy: "Probably only like 5. We'll have about half an ounce to cover the night, I'm working on making some groovy mixes for the night."

Dustin: "Awesome, man."
by Easy Rider 1 April 2, 2007
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