Alex the Paladin

Alex has an extensive history of being known to pillage poor-people homes, kicking orphans, and eating bricks from houses. He wields an enormous hammer that weighs more than him, yet he still tries to carry it and succeeds. He can usually be found around in pixie forests like a grazing alpaca. There is a ransom on his head but he’s to majestic and evasive to catch...

Hey, I think Alex the Paladin is about to pillage that village down yonder...

by DontFuckUp November 23, 2019

National Retribution Paladin Day

March 13th is national retribution paladin day. Send your friends that play ret 5k gold as appreciation for their dedication to the light and bringing you the aura buff.

Bro it's national retribution paladin day, better send Derek some gold or he'll gquit!

by ratadin March 13, 2024

Paladin

A tutorial hero in the app Wayward Souls. As of now, he is exclusive oo the tutorial. Swiping upwards unleashes a blast of blue-white light, a fireball, if you will. Swiping downwards unleashes a medium range forcefield that knocks enemies back and stuns them. His main weapon is the Drained Sunblade. The upgrades for said weapon is the Solar Sceptre, and the DawnFury. He functions very similarly to the Warrior, who is a popular choice for new players.

The Paladin falls.

by Khonsu_555 February 1, 2017

Sex paladin

When one reaches the age of 14 years olds and/or becames sexually independent, they became a sex paladin.

*if you're not a minor, please don't use this term.

My friend is turning 14 today, they're becaming a sex paladin.

by veryveryspecialboiplsactpolite May 26, 2021

Gianne Marie Guevara Paladin

A basic white religous bitch who is greed hungry to get her hands on old white men money

Gianne Marie Guevara Paladin is such a gold digger

I KNOW RIGHT

by Junior ojel May 30, 2022

Paladins

Paladins is a game played by some people (like me)
Paladins is like the rip-off version of overwatch just way harder
You can play it free on the PS4 and pc (idk where you can play it. So fuck it)

Person 1:Hey bro wanna play Paladins
Person 2: Sure
Fortnite main: What's Paladins?!?
Some stupid guy: Can you play it on the game boy?
Everyone except the stupid guy: let's just leave *they all left as you can tell*

by Cheers Love the stupid is here November 22, 2018

paladins

Pretty much a free version of overwatch but with twice the titties

hey bro, wanna play paladins?
no, overwatch is better.

by bigbobman March 10, 2022