Pancher

An aging female executive who has sexual affairs with younger male subordinates in a sad attempt to reclaim her lost youth.

When she finally left the company, Sharon had a reputation for being a real Pancher.

by BBY September 28, 2007

black man's pinch

Noun: A bubble of blackened blood trapped under the skin, as is caused when one traps a web of skin in a mousetrap, hits it with a hammer or similar. White kids in the 1970s said it.

Adult: "Ouch! I've given myself a black man's pinch in the edge of that drop-leaf dining table."
Child: "That phrase is outdated and pejorative to black people. Please don't use it again."
Adult: "You're right. I'm sorry. What should I say instead."
Child: "Subcutaneous haematoma would be both the medically and politically correct term for such a contusion."
Adult: "Thank you for making me a better human being. By the way, what would be the medically and politically correct term for such a contusion as would be caused by a hefty clip round the ear?"
Child: "You appear to be condoning an act of physical abuse toward a minor. I'm calling Social Services."

by McCririck's unlucky Laundress October 2, 2005

Pinche Madre

Mexican phrase that would be equivalent to the english phrase "Mother Fucker". Can be used to express dissatisfaction or express pain. It is not as versatile as its english equivalent. For example: "Tu eres un pinche madre" would not make sense to a non-english speaking Mexican.

You don't have Patron Tequila? Pinche madre!
Pinche Madre, I just found out your sister has herpes!
Pinche madre, I smashed my thumb with the pinche martillo!

by Guerico August 14, 2009

pinch of salt

the act of using finger nail to pinch a gentleman’s perineum so hard as to leave a bruise that remains for several days

Barbara was so angry that I said her mum's name whilst we were intimate, that she reached back and took a pinch of salt - right near my backside - I am still walking funny and can't sit down for love nor' money

by markymarkbrains May 24, 2017

pinch one off

v. having a bowel movement, the act of pinching off a turd

After chugging his cup of morning coffee, Teddy had to pinch one off.

by Money Mark August 22, 2006

Pawnch

A totally uselessly over the top punch that could only hit a blind and deaf or incredibly stupid person because anyone would see the punch coming because of the ridiculously long wind up and/or hear you yell whatever punch related prefix you have to yell at the top of your lungs while winding up before yelling the final "PAWNCH!!!" as you thrust your fist forward at your unfortunate and stupid target.

Operative Badger: "FALCON..."
Blind-Deaf Idiot: *stares at sky*
Operative Badger: "PAWNCH!!!!!"
Blind-Deaf Idiot: *explodes*

by The Lawn November 18, 2007

Pinch the loaf and wipe the counter!

A phrase commonly screamed at people who are taking way too much time shitting.
"Pinch the loaf" - is where you pinch your turd off in mid-poop, to hurry.
"wipe the counter" - is where you wipe your ass with haste.

Person 1 has been sitting in the bathroom shitting for an hour.
Person 2: "Pinch the loaf and wipe the counter! We have got to get to the meeting!"
Person 1: "ALRIGHT GOD DAMNIT!"

by Mrs. Hankey June 5, 2010