packing raisins

when your nipples are cold due to the weather and are hard enough to cut through the floor/glass

yo look at the broad shes packing raisins...
damn bro look at those raisins

by ballsdeepinlove December 30, 2009

a package from the valve corporation

An erection / boner.

Did you see Maddie tonight? I've got a package from the valve corporation now...

by yungdairy November 26, 2018

Someone ordered a package for same-day delivery!

But it’s 11:59!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
*breaks door with truck*
Are you CRAZY!?

“Someone ordered a package for same-day delivery!”

by AmNow December 24, 2020

package

Male genitalia (penis and scrotum together), often associated with large size.

Man, look at the bulge in that dude's pants! His package must be huge.

by dicklicker May 23, 2003

PACKWATCH

An direct references of the catchphrases "Smoking On That X Pack", which it has appeared in James Worthy + RIP Bozo meme.

We packwatch this guy.

by clustifle649 February 24, 2022

packing schmeat

Having a massive dick

That dude pissing in the urinal over there is packing schmeat

by Bigboy6928 June 28, 2019

Surprise Package

When a man goes into a girl's room with a camera in the middle of the night while she's sleeping and masturbates until he is about to cum. When he is on the verge of cumming, he begins recording, yells "Surprise!", waking her up, and cums on her face. He then runs away, tells all of his friends, and puts the video up on the internet.

-Yo dude what'd you do last night?
-I surprise packaged that bitch Erin.
-Yo, that shit's hilarious.
-I know dude, but I have to be in court in a couple weeks now . . .

by Kevin Gay1 November 14, 2009