prostate cancer

an excuse gay doctors use to get there hands where they are not sopused to be.
bottom line -it does not exist-

doctor1:ok lets take a look at your prostate cancer
guy2:ok *unsure face
doctor1:oooo yea
guy2:what the fuck are you doing?*disgusted face
doctor1:uhh..ummm*knocks the guy out
guy2:*knocked out
doctor1:*rapes
guy2:*gets up with a limp

by king if wat the fucc? January 6, 2008

Prostate Pounder

An alternitive of calling someone gay.

Clay Aiken Is A Prostate Pounder.

by Immad Atchu June 17, 2008

prostate broom

A plant that grows on the ground but idiots call it prostate not prostrate.

Has anyone seen the new prostate brooms at the garden center today?

by plant master tom January 16, 2010

prostate puncher

One who delves into the gloomy depths of either their own or another man's stinking shit lined anal cavity in search instant pleasure that they haven't experienced since their favourite uncle gave them a treat at the last family picnic behind the bushes.

Mike Bilsland was a prostate punching homo until he died off ass cancer

by cnuts16 February 16, 2004

prostate balloon

When your assfucking a girl, and she farts. The stank-ass fart goes up your dickhole and into your prostate, inflating it like a balloon.

I knew I should'nt have gotten her a second helping at taco bell... that bitch gave me the worst prostate balloon ive ever had!

by TZ January 7, 2005

Prostate princess

A slay pussy queen.

Ten is a prostate princess.

by Pussyqueeeeeeeen May 25, 2022

prostate plunger

to suck violently at the male prostate

I totally gave my boyfriend prostate plunger.

by Christina O October 8, 2005