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Cool and Stressing (pronounced coolranchdressin)

KU-ull-R-anch-DR-ess-in
<g is silent>

Noun
1. A hot and psychotic sauce of pretty tiedup chillies, guitar licks and JD whiskey, often served as a chaser to Nightrain wine.
2. A popular hangout for double-talking jive dancers/speakers.

Adj.
1. A feeling of euphoric nostalgia, best expressed by shouting at the opening night of a tour for the band you have not seen together since your youth...
2. A popular description of double talking jive dancers/movers when they are travelling too, actually within or retiring from their venue of the same name
"Hey JuJuHibe, I was just sniffing your rank subjugation and it was Cool and Stressing (pronounced coolranchdressin), so smoke 'em if you got 'em, alright, that sucked."

".....I'm Serious...... But Check It Out..... Cool and Stressing (pronounced coolranchdressin..."

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***** very famously used as the opening chant to bring the famous band GnFnRs on stage at Melbourne Cricket Ground 14/02/2017 in the following format:

Call: CoolRanchDressin!
Resp: Let me Hear it now
Call: CoolRanchDressin!
Resp: Oh Yeah!
Call: CoolRanchDressin!
...... Ad Lib Till Fade........
by EmonkEmonkE December 29, 2016
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) {pronounced as: MMmmmMmmmMmmmmm}

mainly used for senses of happiness or just perverting. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) is mainly nicknamed lenny. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ and if you want to know it just go to text.fac.es
but if you don't want to snare just don't click.
Cohen Pirate: have you heard of the booty song?
Pervert: yes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) {pronounced as: MMmmmMmmmMmmmmm}
Cohen Pirate: i heard and i got the sake of cringe
by cohenPirate July 15, 2018
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pronounciater

A native or fluent English speaker who unironically uses unique or bizarre pronunciations. Examples: em-PHA-sis on the wrong syl-LA-ble, styro-phone, Ge-AH-cities instead of GE-o-cities, or Pa-TRAY-on instead of PAY-tree-on for Patreon.

Note the more proper English spelling of this word would actually be "pronunciator."
I can't listen to that guy for more than a few minutes. My mom was an English teacher and he's a pronounciater. He makes me cringe.
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Pronounciate

When an adorable Mexican lady wants to say pronounce but gets it slightly wrong, combining pronounce and enunciate.
Submit is a really hard word for me to pronounciate
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its prononced gif not gif

Its gif not gif.. jeez.
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1. Enlightening chaos.
2. Album by metal band Trail of Tears
That profoundemonium really got me thinking about the effectiveness of our law enforcement.
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To pronounce your words carefully, and with meaning.
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