projectile pissing

It's like projectile vomitting, but when you pee. 'Sure it's self-explanatory.
Person 1: Eww, dude. What happened?
Person 2: Projectile pissing; made me miss the toilet seat.
by Teslarossa May 17, 2017
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Porno Projectile

Looking at Jia Ming gave me a Porno Projectile.”
by LucasAK May 21, 2018
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projectile like

When you like (almost) everything on someone's Facebook account. Usually caused by having a crush on someone and deciding that the best way to show your appreciation for him or her is to like everything that he or she has ever said, uploaded, or did. The most commonly projectile liked things are the profile pictures, followed by statuses.
A: Did you see C's Facebook account? D has liked everything he has ever posted or made his profile picture.
B: Yeah, D's into C as of the moment and somehow she thinks that projectile likes are how someone should show their feelings... by way of Facebook likes.
by mypluginbby July 10, 2013
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where someone flys up in the air and let’s out a unlucky projectile mouth hit poo , where they diarrhoea directory into ur mouth
Bethany why are you fl-“

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Projectile Malfunction

A scapegoat term to use when you get caught throwing objects in scenarios such as in the middle of a class, an assembly, a funeral.
Teacher: Bruh, are you throwing things while I am fucking teaching?

Student: Sorry, you infertile skank. I just had a projectile malfunction. I couldn't help throwing that child.
by FattyTuna September 24, 2019
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Projectile Spectrum

The art of both Projectile Vomiting & Projectile Shitting at the same time. One can also be pissing as well, which is referred to as the Projectile Trifecta.
P1: HOLY FUCK!! I JUSTN WALKED INTO THE BATHROOM AND THERE IS SHIT AND VOMIT ALL OVER THE FLOOR!

P2: Someone must've suffered the Projectile Spectrum
by SICKPIGS July 23, 2024
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