Pretzel Boy – Noun /ˈpretsəl boi/– Derogatory slang used to describe a man child who LOVES pretzels.
Pretzel Boy ate that cheese covered soft pretzel even after it fell face down on the disgusting, contaminated, vomit stained, urinated on casino carpet.
by Giggles T. Clown September 23, 2014
Get the Pretzel Boymug. A term given to ladies knickers that have been rolled down the legs all the way to the floor then stepped out of, only to be left there looking like an Auntie Anne's pretzel.
by PF Jonny August 31, 2014
Get the Pretzel knickersmug. two guys standing questionably close to each other. further amplified if they are naked, typically happening in gym locker rooms. in reference to their dongs tied in a knot.
by TallPeniz February 4, 2009
Get the meat pretzelmug. when a guy pushes your legs behind your head while having sex and proceeds to "crunch" you while putting all of his body weight on you. pain is usually associated with this position.
by pretzelmaker1234 November 20, 2015
Get the pretzel crunchmug. Like a mushroom stamp, but after you have anal sex and have the poopy dick you slap your poopycock on her face.
by screamingdeal October 31, 2014
Get the pretzel stampmug. by lobstertesticles March 15, 2017
Get the Chocolate Pretzelmug. When someone wraps his/her legs around your neck simulating a pretzel shape for cunnilingus or what not
by Jon93 May 18, 2016
Get the pretzel necklacemug.