Tight Present

An incredibly fit woman, a good fuck - a "tight" present. :D

Wow. Summer Glau is a tight present.

by Mr Awesome The Cheesey Otter October 20, 2008

Finding Christmas Present

Derived from the proverbial closet (ie. coming out of the closet).

A term used for homosexual people who are so far in denial that they are in a serious relationship with a person of the opposite gender or married with or without kids.

Ex1: Speaker1: Did you hear how Lisa's mom and dad split?
Speaker2: No, what happened?
Speaker1: Her mom was finding Christmas Presents.

Ex2: Either the chick is blind and needs to be led around, or that guy is so finding Christmas presents.

by laura3450 August 2, 2009

Catch Present

A present given from wife to husband at the birth of their child. It reciprocates the Push Present given from husband to wife. Named for husband's job to catch the baby on delivery. Gift should be double value in event of female child.

Wow, my friend just got a new car as a Catch Present from his wife. They had a daughter!

by Male push present January 2, 2012

I didn't wrap my present

Meaning they didn't put a condom on.

*In bed*
Guy: I didn't wrap my present, sorry babe.
Girl: You Bastard!

by simplydreaming8 October 30, 2008

dick present

When a man pulls his foreskin up over the head of his dick and makes it look like a little brown grocery bag... he then releases the foreskin, and the dick head swiftly pops out of the foreskin/brown grocery bag- just like a little present.

Sean sometimes gives himself a dick present while taking a dump.

by Cman February 28, 2006

Push Present

A gift that materialistic women have come to expect for willingly carrying a child for 9 months.

"We're running out of diapers and baby supplies like crazy, and all this b!tch can talk about is the diamonds she wants for her push present."

by Tbizzz9582 July 30, 2015

Cakeday Present

A variation on the dickroll popular on Reddit where a link to a user's "cakeday present" is really a meme of a naked guy who is presented as a "cakeday surprise."

It was the OP's cakeday, and he was dickrolled with a Cakeday Present.

by NiMa1986 February 1, 2020