Poseidon's Burn

Similar to Poseidon's Kiss, Poseidon's Burn is when bleach or cleaning products are left in the toilet. When pooping, water and cleaning products splash up from the toilet bowl onto your butt or butthole causing a delicious burning sensation.

During defecation, Jennifer felt the delicious feeling of Poseidon's Burn as her log dropped into the pool below.

by defineracoon April 2, 2019

Down pause

The brief moment of silence while driving under an overpass during a heavy rain.

Whoa... that down pause was cool, though brief!

by Krista in SLO December 30, 2010

pinch of King Neptune's Poseidon Powder

pinch of King Neptune's Poseidon Powder is cocaine.

pinch of King Neptune's Poseidon Powder is also known as the Secret formula

by Fuck you 46893134789076421 August 16, 2019

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The entire QWERTY keyboard, but amplified to the point that people will make fun of you for wasting your time typing this out.

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by escf1f2f3f4f5f6f7f8f9f10f11f12 August 4, 2020

poser anarchist

Teenager who claims to be an anarchist because he/she is under the false impression that anyone who never stops bitching about the government is an anarchist, and more intelligent, and that everyone else is blinded by propaganda. They wil constantly remind you of this, and will refer to themselves as anarchists on a minutley basis.


By their logic, we have all been anarchists, just for one day.... oh shit I'm talking David Bowie


Usually, they are quite intelligent, but some sort of loner.

Surburban kids bitching about capitalism and not having a fucking clue what they're on about and saying they are an anarchist?= poser anarchist

by Gumba Gumba February 28, 2004

hubcap pose

Placement of a stray hubcap at a highly visible location near the roadside. The finder positioned the fallen hubcap so that the owner might find it.

My lost hubcap was in a great hubcap pose. I'm thankful to the person who propped it up near the sidewalk under the light.

by yes juanito yes December 7, 2014

Poseidon's Trident

Three guys measuring their dicks together to see who has the biggest.

When we moved into our house together we had a Poseidon's Trident decide who gets the biggest room.

by BJLovesHandies August 9, 2017