potato

what the entire population of the internet identifies as. a fricking potato.
a: potatoes are cool
b: thanks for the compliment bro
a: what do you mean lol
b: im a potato, so by saying potatoes are cool, you're saying that im cool, which is a compliment directed to me.
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Potatoe

Potatoe is an older but still correct spelling of the word more commonly word spelled potato. It turns out that Dan Quail and the young student were both correct in there spellings. The e at the end of potatoe was largely dropped by the end of the 20th century.
white potatoe, baked potatoe, sweet potatoe
by crjohn March 08, 2014
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potato

A person who represents the basic characteristics of a potato; small, round, and bland.
"That fat little potato is boring the hell out of me."

"Look at that girl she is such a potato."
by Mieshamoo February 02, 2012
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potatoing

its when you tape a potato to your dick to make the tip bigger during sex
Baby tape a potato to your dick and lets do some potatoing
by shrekisgod420 December 17, 2016
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potato

potato is my way of living
by diarrhea dog November 03, 2020
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potato

Obviously the vegetable embodiment of our Lord. It's blessing first graced South America but eventually found it's people in the realm of Ireland. Like the Holy Spirit, the potato may become angry and envoke plagues (i.e. Potato Famine). The holiness of this crop is the reason that upon ingestion the consumer feels jubilant. The crop has also been known to cure disease.
"How did you get rid of your herpes?"
"I ate a potato"
by shtfacedbeaver April 03, 2007
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potatoed

One being, at any one time, completely and utterly stoned out of their box. Comes before the stage of "Mashed".
"I'm fucking potatoed..."
by Hannah R May 28, 2005
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