poole

A vagina that is regularly wet. Often accompanied by "goggles", which refers to a heavy duty condom.

"My housemate Alex is coming over to swim in your poole. Should he bring goggles?"

by jaykwon_curry November 13, 2011

pooeek

The process of peeing, pooping, and/or puking. Usually this is done by animals on, under, or behind an object, thus ruining this object in the process. To be used as a noun or a verb, whichever is necessary.

Oh damn, i just found a nice big pile of pooeek behind the t.v. today. it's going to take forever to clean that up.

by Miss DJ Gutter Slut December 17, 2010

Poolem

Poolem is the shizz.

Rather, it is the coolest thing you've ever seen.

See also Spencer.

Wow, that Halo 3 game is the poolem!

by S. Williams April 2, 2008

Poofessor

A teacher and researcher at a post-secondary educational institution who has the requisite academic degrees, believes in his or her own intelligence, but is actually full of crap.

By using discipline specific jargon delivered only through long lectures from the same notes year after year, Dr. Logorrhea was displaying all the classic qualities of a poofessor.

by Lumpen Professoriate February 21, 2011

Pookerb

Opposite of superb, saying something is pookerb is saying that the object you are talking about is the equivalent to a pile of dog poo on a kerb.

Awwwwh man I've just lost my wallet with 200 dollars in it! Gutted brother, That's so pookerb!!!

by Rascalian May 7, 2011

Karen Poole

A British Songwriter and Singer......

happens also that Karen Poole is the most beautiful, Wonderful, Smart, Funny, Sexy and all around how they say "A 10". She is highly involved in everything she does and seems to always be in control. She is overall Amazing in every aspect. Also tends to say things that are Extremely funny even though she tottaly meant it. ;)

Guy 1-"Hey you seen Karen Poole?"

Guy 2-"Pft... I could dream..."

Guy 1-"I was talking about the singer..."

by THE LCR April 13, 2011

spicy poobers

A spicy poober is when you eat a very spicy food and you take a shit that burns the fuck out of your ass crack and your ass hairs when you shit

Justin Bieber took a spicy poobers after eating a dozen jalapeños.

by Spicypoobers July 12, 2016