Pontiac Tom

A person who LOVES pontiacs. This type of person's car is black. This type of person always talks about doing stuff to his / her car, but never really seems "to get around to it" nor is able to afford it. Enjoys rubbernecking at accidents, and pretending his car performs well and is naturally better than all other cars (even though it isn't). Also, enjoys spontaneously buying stereo systems for his / her car without consulting anyone with knowledge on it.

Man. Would you look at that Pontiac Tom? What a queer.

by Ajit Kirpekar April 23, 2004

Pontiac 6000

Perfect "teenager's first car." I got mine for my 17th birthday from my uncle. It's the boxiest car you'll ever see. Very easy to gut open and add in aftermarket stereos and starters.

People laugh when they see me start my shitbox P6k in the winter.

by Nameles October 28, 2004

pontiac tom

A rather plump fellow with a family car, which happens to be a black pontiac. He on occasion decides to randomly attack people such as his friends. Sometimes when feeling frisky he likes to drive around the middle schools in his area searching for what he calls "easy money".

Damn it stop trying to give my little sister "rides" in your family car pontiac tom!

by Mike "Big Bird" Cannizaro September 10, 2004

pontiac babe

As Pontiac used to say, "Wider is better", A BBW or SSBBW

Look at the size of that girl, she's a real Pontiac babe!

by ssbbwlover June 27, 2011

Pontiac Parade

When you see 3 or more Pontiacs in a row on the road

While traveling on I75 North, I noticed the fast lane was reserved for the Pontiac Parade.

by WHITEKAT May 18, 2005

pontiac g6

A car obviously made for ladies but mainly driven by queer men.

"oh look, a pontiac g6, must be a hot piece in there"
car passes
"never mind just a tool"

by eric gerstacker June 15, 2008

pontiac vibe

A small car that gets great gas mileage, that is slowing becoming extinct by S Makula who wrecks one every year

That Pontiac vibe is the S Mak daddy

by BH6500 January 7, 2021