Captain's pick

An inept decision, taken autocratically, causing distress to everyone except the decision-maker. Popularised by Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott.

"Why is there a junkie sleeping in our bathtub?"
"I said he could. Captain's pick!"

by microfilm February 9, 2015

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pick-off line

Something you say to blow off a dude trying to pick you up at a bar. A portmanteau of pick-up and blow-off.

OMFG! This total loser was flirting with me and I just wanted him to shut the fuck up and I said "Sorry, I like boys with tattoos" then he shows me his back and he has a huge like artwork thing on the back! Worst pick-off line ever!

I had a great pick-off line the other day. I was like "sorry, dude. I'd love to talk to you more, but I have some over-ripe fruit at home and I'm itching to bake it into a pie."

by ParchÞeSkald May 23, 2014

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Fruit picking sodomite

Homosexual man. Made famous by the legendary DCI Gene Hunt

Steven Warren is a bum bandit. Do you understand? A poof! A fairy! A queer! A queen! Fudge packer! Uphill Gardener! Fruit picking sodomite!

by Jaymeh September 23, 2012

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Winnet picker

A person who picks small dried peices of poo from their anal beard

Oh, no! I have winnets tied up in my bum fluff, I will have to look in the yellow pages for a winnet picker.

by victor audley ramitupmyshitter November 18, 2003

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corn picker

A person of mid west American origin. A person who picks corn. Southern person for the US.

Back in Alabama we had about 4 or 5 good old boy corner pickers, to help me with the year's harvest.

When I was a boy I helped my father pick corn. He said I was a good corn picker.

by Equal crack September 8, 2015

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