angry platypus

The act of sticking your penis in a bottle of IcyHot and then giving a woman anal sex...with the face of a buff man sticking a spoon up his butt hole, and ejaculating into the women's mouth and having her suck off the IcyHot.

Guy1: Dude guess what I did last night with Sherri.
Guy2: What?
Guy1: We did the angry platypus!
Guy2: What!? Did you use the entire bottle?

by Kurse November 13, 2012

platypus

Perry the Platypus -Phineas' and Ferb's pet platypus. He lives a double life as a secret agent under the codename of Agent P. Agent P works under Major Monogram's O.W.C.A. (which uses animals as secret agents), and combats Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

"perry the platypus what are you doing"

by iuhrbviruha8o43 February 6, 2010

The Sloppy Platypus

A sex position that is commonly used while the man is bending over a bed, the woman is laying underneath the man. One of her feet go around either of his legs and the other leg goes around his mid-waist. she thrust upward in this motion. It is used for the most sensitive and pleasurable adventure.

Ryan and I had amazing sex last night! We preformed the Sloppy Platypus on our brand new water bed! His depth perception was amazing!

by Dr. Sex. January 22, 2012

platypus eater

1.)A man who enjoys giving oral more than receiving.
2.)A man who eats platypi in his spare time.

1.)"Don't go near him hun, that man's a serious platypus eater. I don't want to think of all the places that tongue has been"
2.)"Quick! Hide your platypi! Mike the platypus eater is about!"

by Rory McMoose May 3, 2005

Platypus

Possibly the weirdest animal alive. A duck bill, a beaver tail, and poison spikes.

Three words: God was high...

Child: Dad, what's a Platypus?

Father: Have I ever talked to you about drugs?

by Scottsdale Snoob December 9, 2008

Asian Platypus

When one takes a party balloon or a twisting clown balloon and pokes it into a petite ass hole of a small Asian woman leaving the end tip sticking out. Then the balloon is inflated while it is in the ass hole and pulled out either ripping the asshole or exploding inside the ass.

My uncle gave my sister the Asian Platypus the other day!

by Michael Lynch October 1, 2007

Q is 4 Platypus

An Xbox Live Gamertag which suggests that there is a Q in the Word Platypus. The owner of the gamertag cannot tell anyone where the Q is, because it is said that the U.S. government will hunt you down and assassinate you if you ever found out. It is rumored that the Q is in front of the letter U in Platypus.

Gamer 1: Im telling you, Q is 4 Platypus, its in front of the U

Gamer 2: Dont dig to deep into this man, the government will assassinate you O_o

by Canned Beans August 30, 2009