Pistol Poppin'

Pistol poppin' is what you do when your in the hood and some comes runnin' up you.

I be pistol poppin' all day

by Pistol poppin' March 29, 2016

pistol grip ears

Grabbing the right and left ears as hand grips as guides for oral Sex.

I used my girlfriends pistol grip ears and made her lick my scrotum.

by Scans old lady May 12, 2018

Pistol Dick

referring to when a man is abnormally sexually built up, so upon contact, the man blows his load.

Antonym- Whiskey Dick.

1) John tried to have sex last night but had pistol dick so he was done before he could even start.

2) I wish i didn't get pistol dick every time I fuck a hot bitch.

by RonKirkPants November 20, 2009

Pistol Whip

When someone takes the grip of the gun and busts you in the face with it

Damn Jon, Who Pistol Whipped you? ill pop that trick!

by Jonathon S September 13, 2008

pistol pack

The act of removing tobacco from a cigar and then replacing the gap with marijuana

Guy 1: Dude did you pistol pack that yet?
Guy 2: Yeah man its ready
Guy 1: lets get hungry then

by Madd Dawg March 14, 2011

Pistol whip

The action of slapping a female across the chops with your penis. Can be done by the female on herself with a man's penis, or a strap-on worn by another female.

Isn't Andy into pistol whipping?

Dunno, ask his missus

by Great Fazinelli May 5, 2007

Pistol Whipping a Blind Kid

When something goes very wrong for one person or team. When something is seen on tv or is heard somewhere where multiple people hear it and is bluntly making fun of you or pointing out a fault about you without you knowing it was going to happen.

Person 1: DUDE! did you see the bengals game?
Person 2: Yeah man it was like pistol whipping a blind kid.

Person 1: my friend john fucks little boys
Person 2: damn that was like pistol whipping a blind kid.

by sharpshooterdre January 13, 2010