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Pocket-Philosopher

-Any person who freely expresses their opinions on life, based on personal experiences.

-That person whose advice always puts things in a helpful perspective.

-Someone who is considered wise in a subject, but may not have established themselves as an authority in that subject.
-Mark always asks his cousin for pocket-philosopher advice when he moves to a new house.
by Pocket-Philosopher February 23, 2010
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The philosopher

Atleast once in everyone’s like they’ll come across a self proclaimed philosopher and the Gumby that follows them about saying preach or oath, you can usually find them on Instagram sharing pictures of their sad, depressing and miserable life usually the lost are captioned like a dog in a well or brain can’t fathom what the hate say. Their misery is usually caused by a gf not wanting to hang out that day sending them into a spiral of depression and anxiety
by Cono12 December 20, 2018
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Yahoo Philosopher

A person on yahoo that constantly tries to be 'deep' and 'brooding' but in reality just pretentious.
'I'm a yahoo philosopher, I'm 13 and my balls just dropped! Girls will love my complexity now.'
by Pseudo-Cynic September 14, 2015
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Facebook Philosopher

An individual who may or may not be an inmate, serial killer or psychopath, who writes lame unsolicited 'comical' comments to posts written by people they don't know.
I was inundated by Facebook Philosophers recently so I switched my settings to private only.
by KImCobain June 11, 2016
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Tiktok Philosopher

-a stupid nigga where they only read existentialist books like kafka, camus and dostoyevsky and neglecting other philosophical movement and schools because of tiny their stupid fucking brain to comprehend a book not long than the 19th century.
stupid nigga: i read camus and kafka bro yes i understand life

me (an intellectual): you dont understand shit, nigga. i hope you get raped by a gorilla.

tiktok philosopher
by trolley or trolling? April 25, 2024
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tiktok philosopher

Someone who spends most of his/her time on Tiktok and built a personality out of "philosophy" tiktokers.
Woman: "I am a philosopher. I watched lots of tiktoks and realized that men are bad because-"
Person with common sense: "Shut the fuck up, nigger. Nigga be a tiktok philosopher and shit."
by NiggasCallMeTheDrink June 25, 2024
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Like a philosopher in thought

Another way of saying someone is extremely attractive
Oh my god, look at her, she’s so beautiful, like a philosopher in thought
by maxxkawa February 20, 2023
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