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Pet Simulator X

Me: Pet Sim X (contraction of Pet Simulator X) | People: P2W cringe!!!!!!!!!!1
by I like boiled potatoes February 14, 2022
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pet fag

A trendy but otherwise useless homosexual, possibly a transvestite, kept around by a high-powered, attractive woman. His only discernible contribution is as a walking fashion accessory.
Miss Jay, America's next top model, is Tyra Bank's pet fag. His contribution to the show is minimal, and often spends a great deal of time sitting there looking like a caricature of a woman. Allegedly a 'modeling coach', he rarely says anything, and rarer still says anything useful.
by cthulu of the northeast March 13, 2009
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Pet flipper

A person or persons/entity that acquires a pet(s) for the sole purpose of selling them for more than they paid. They don't normally put much time, effort, energy or money into caring for the animal. And indeed, don't usually have the animal long enough to get to know it's personality, character, ect. There is normally no bonding with the animal. There will only be maybe one picture of said animal, taken for advertising purposes.
There is this old man down the road, a pet flipper. He gets puppies & kittens for free, then he sells them for crazy amounts of money. He barely cares for them while they are in his care a short time.
by cavy caterer May 19, 2010
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pet peeve

An irritating experience caused by others in which you cannot control
People like user Bernardo Srulzon submitting a "pet peeve" definition to Urban Dictionary which is a direct copy from dictionary.com
by James1000 May 1, 2005
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pet jesus

A pet about 40 cm's tall. It waddles around like a penguin and sucks in its checks. It cannot talk. You hold it on a leach and it occasionally tugs on your skirt but only because it wants attention. They look like a miniature versions of Jesus, hence the reason for the name.. They cannot blink but have huge eyes and very small pupils. Pet Jesus's wear a typical Jesus style garment and only eat crackers...lots and lots of crackers..... They do not drink anything.

A pet jesus makes an adorable pet yet they are commonly found at the pound as their owners get tired of them because they are a constant nuisance. They are also incredibly creepy, for example they do not sleep. When you go to bed it will stand right next to your bed and stare at you for the duration of the night and most people find this incredibly violating and terrifying...
John: Hey bob, i see you have brought along your pet jesus

Bob: Yup, got any crackers?

John: Sure Thaaaang!
by Petjesus November 16, 2010
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Pet a Freshman Day

The day of December 3rd, when all upper-classmen (high school & college) adopt a Freshman, as if they were a pet at the homeless shelter, and pet them, like a pet bunny, but more domesticated.
John: hey man, you gonna attend Pet a Freshman Day?

Mark: yea man, I even bought a nice little cage with a water bottle in it.

John: that's sick dawg.
by magoffin_lad9 November 16, 2010
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pet store

I place where you look for trannys.
I went to the pet store with my son looking for something different.
by PetStoreKenny January 16, 2019
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