petardism

a condition of being a complete petard; dumb

Example:

Your friend: My brother suffers from petardism, he’s such an idiot.

You: Omg! that’s crazy

by anonymous February 20, 2023

petardism

a condition of being a complete petard; dumb

Example:

Your friend: My brother suffers from petardism, he’s such an idiot.

You: Omg! that’s crazy

by anonymous February 20, 2023

Petardoppio

A really good looking potato with a very big d. Loves spending time with his grandmother and always satisfies her needs. He corrects people on every topic possible. Adores engineering mechanics and is passionate about the science of materials. Sports person who looks after his body and goes to the gym on a weekly basis.He even starves himself periodically, just to stay healthy! Loves taking walks when things get hard in the middle of the night. A prankster by soul - enjoys watering people with water guns when they least expect it. He is a kind and loving person who cares about his friends, family and especially his grandma!

-Hey, Petardoppio, what are you doing later this evening? We could go to the lake with the others.

-No, sorry, I have plans with my grandma. I promised to make dinner for her.

by Maraika July 17, 2023

Petarded

People that demonstrate their stupidity by being hoisted in ignorance by their own lack of words. Having to face the reality of "not knowing" despite the interaction with others more knowledgable than you.

At the end of the day, the bluster was ended when the petarded dude was asked to demonstrate his lack of knowledge by asking him to put up or shut up.

by Charlie Currie December 19, 2023

Petard

When a person thinks he's a socialist/communist but really isn't/ is a nazbol.

That guy I spoke to at the bus stop was such a petard!

by alpenglow64 May 25, 2025

pertarded

The unique emotional state in which a person of questionable intelligence becomes visibly irritated by the equally questionable intelligence of others

After explaining the same thing five times to his supervisee, Shane slammed his computer shut and muttered, "I swear, I’m surrounded by idiots," becoming fully pertarded as he conveniently forgot that he had spent the past three days struggling to log into his own work software.

by Nincom_p July 10, 2025

petard

Alternative way to say "retard" or "retarded" to avoid gay censorship.

"I'm a retard and thought..."
**Your content has been deemed offensive**
"I'm a petard and thought..."

by xVx_in_use_xVx October 14, 2025