A finished argentinian player who ghosts in big games. He is also known for stealing ballon d'ors (2021 penaldowski, 2023 paaland or penbappé and 2019 pan pijk).
Fun fact about pessi: he got 5 pens in rigged cup 2022
Fun fact about pessi: he got 5 pens in rigged cup 2022
1: "why is pessi so finished?"
2: "because now he's in the McDonald's league and eats 587 burgers a day so all he can score is pens and tap ins 0.5 metres away from the goal line"
2: "because now he's in the McDonald's league and eats 587 burgers a day so all he can score is pens and tap ins 0.5 metres away from the goal line"
by Pessidoggyispinished July 11, 2024
by edindzekofanboy May 13, 2024
The GOAT (Greatest of all Thieves), Frionel Pandres Pessi is a ghost from Rosario Argentina. He ghosts against big teams like Marseille, Lyon, Liverpool, Roma and Bayern, unlike his Idol Cristiano Ronaldo, and stat pads against relegation sides in a farmers league. He successfully became the first footballer in history to rig the World Cup and rob 8 ballon dors, 3 from his idol Cristiano, 1 from iniesta, Lewandowski, Neymar, Van dijk and Haaland.
by Cruzeiro7 February 23, 2024
Pessi is simply a fraud who only scores by penalties and being carried by his team. Right now, he is eating burgers in KFC league and that's why he is so bad. He also achieved "succes" (i'm lying) by stealing ballon dor from robert lewandowski and ronaldo the goat.
by penaldo and pessi goats 🐐 May 02, 2024
Pessi is a ghost and penalty merchant who only appears when his team play against Bolivia or Eibar. People call him pen stealer
A: When was the last time you saw Pessi
B: Oh it was a few months ago. He stole pens and then disappeared.
B: Oh it was a few months ago. He stole pens and then disappeared.
by Igotaps7 September 17, 2023
my name is peonel pessi and I miss penalties and open goals and I won the ghostondor 7 times 3 against bayern I also ghost the streets of burger land
by Mytfmhtfmhtfmhtfmhtfmhtfmhtfmf July 26, 2023