Merril saw a homely woman and tried to hide his erection by pointing it up. But he was too excited and ended up periscoping
by Lag8r August 01, 2020
When you get an erection and attempt to hide it in your waist band but your little head pokes out of the pants a bit.
Ben: Andrew, heads up you’re periscoping right now.
Andrew: thanks homie lemme deal with that real quick. *shoves dick in pants*
Andrew: thanks homie lemme deal with that real quick. *shoves dick in pants*
by Bjamming April 03, 2021
When you are sitting on top of another man's penis in a bathtub and yours is so erect it leaves the water, like a periscope.
by Therein_Lies January 27, 2015
A method of wiping the ass after defecating. Toilet paper is wrapped around a finger and inserted into the rectum. The hook shape of the finger and subsequent motion resembles a spirited periscope operator.
by rocknrollsauce October 26, 2011
a form of cunnilingus; in which the receiving partner is sitting atop the giving partners shoulders, facing the opposite direction with their vagina in the giving partners face.
Usually performed in a high ceilinged closet or room.
Usually performed in a high ceilinged closet or room.
My buddy John said he periscoped his girl Kate the other night, Thank God he has that 10 ft closet. He almost drowned lol.
by jb42069 February 06, 2021
Rick: saw you slow dancing with Heather. You were all over the place.
Roger: nah man, I was periscoping Sheila. She's phat
Rick: ye ol' periscope
Roger: nah man, I was periscoping Sheila. She's phat
Rick: ye ol' periscope
by ButtonGlutton November 17, 2019
When an individual discreetly checks out someone they deem desirable or attractive.
Emphasis is placed on viewing the individual without being caught. Similar to how a submarine would use its periscope to view a target without being discovered.
Those versed in periscoping are exceptional at situational awareness. They are able to enter a room and quickly identify the most attractive individuals without being caught.
Direct staring is considered a novice technique. Advanced periscopers will utilize mirrors/reflective surfaces to view their targets.
Emphasis is placed on viewing the individual without being caught. Similar to how a submarine would use its periscope to view a target without being discovered.
Those versed in periscoping are exceptional at situational awareness. They are able to enter a room and quickly identify the most attractive individuals without being caught.
Direct staring is considered a novice technique. Advanced periscopers will utilize mirrors/reflective surfaces to view their targets.
by ilikerice87 January 16, 2019