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Penny-Arcade

A web-comic that doesn't get nearly enough credit from you guys :P
Penny-Arcade is at least worth checking out- Penny-Arcade.com
by Cardboard Tube Samuri May 25, 2003
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penny queen

where all of NDP grades compete with who can raise the most money for the kids in el salvador to go to school.one girl from each grade will do crazzyyy things for money.we will do anything to get the penny queen banner, but the seniors usually are the most motivated. (except for class of 2011 as freshman raising $5700) the most weve ever made was $20,000 in one weeeeek
NDP girl - hey maura, stuff your face with 15 mustard colored marshmallows and were gonna slam your face with shaving cream
Penny Queen - how much?
NDP girl - everyone together $50
Penny Queen - DONE
by NDP2011 January 12, 2009
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Pennywise

A very sexy clown that will kill children! But penny is very very beautiful! :)
Omg! Did you see Pennywise! He was so sexy and beautiful today ahhhh !!
by Keeryyyyy_dancingeggos011 August 24, 2018
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Pennywhiskers

The jocular act of sprinkling the pubic hairs from a crimson haired individual in, onto, or around the face and or hair of an unsuspecting victim. This action is best performed with the hairs from a pure ginger onto the face of a dark-haired italian with facial hair, but the definition is flexible. The term "pennywhiskers" may only be applied when using the hairs of an indiviual with some form of a "fire crotch" and when said hairs are being placed on a unwilling victim. The term originates from the color of the American monetary value of the "penny", which consists of copper, a reddish conductive metal, and the old English term for facial hair, "whiskers."
HAHAHA, John just gave Nick Pennywhiskers by dispersing his bountiful fire-crotch harvest on that dumbass' face.
by Dr. Magnus Steel May 11, 2008
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Penny Marshall

A Penny Marshall is an older lesbian woman who seeks relationships ONLY with younger lesbian girls.

This is the lesbian version of a "cougar"

Can be a noun or a verb.
Doris is such a Penny Marshall. She will only date girls in their 20s.

My Grandmother totally Penny-Marshalled that salesgirl from the Gap..
by LaLaLaverne April 20, 2011
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Troy Pennsylvania

Troy, a land that one might infer is only filled with hicks, red necks, big ol lip packers, dippers and yee yees. While such specimens are common, there are fair and decent folk in the town of Troy. Nobody really likes it here, but it's home for now, and it makes do for what it is. Residents are passionate about their high-school sports, and all of the coaches take the game way too seriously, like...way too seriously. Teachers are frequently fired, the school board is more corrupt than Hillary Clinton, and school fights last a maximum of three seconds before both combatants are curled up on the ground. While visiting Troy, be sure to check out our state of the art Farm Museum, Vinnie's Pizza, or the annual, one and only Troy fair (A topic for another day.) Just be careful on the roads, camouflage is everywhere. HOME OF THE TROJANS
He could be cool, he could be weird, he's from Troy Pennsylvania so there's no telling.
by TheCoolBeans September 13, 2017
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Twopence ha'penny millionaire

A person who pretends to have millions of pounds in the bank, but actually struggles to find a penny to scratch their ass with (A twopence halfpenny is the equivalent of pound sterling 2.5pence).

Usually walks around in fake designer clothes/clutching an imitation designer bag. Alternatively, they may have one genuine designer item with which they parade around with consistently. Can also apply to people who emphasise what they actually do have, or lie about what they have e.g. the size of their home/their earnings/the make of their car.
If being extremely stereotypical, it would be accurate to say that twopence ha'penny millionaires are usually insecure and rely on this behaviour to get attention or gain some credibility.
Girl 1: Ooooh, look at my new Louis Vuitton handbag, it cost £124930843025843
Girl 2: Hang on I swear you bought that out the back of that van in Turkey?
Girl 3: Yeah she did, she's not fooling anyone, she's just a twopence ha'penny millionaire
by samaralic December 11, 2013
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