nigger please

when a black person who is talking complete bull shit to you

black person : yo cracker i just got a job

white person : nigger please

by mike g kid January 18, 2007

Please say a command

The ever so annoying and pointless feature on an LG phone that is almost destined to go off anywhere there is a group of people (during class, gatherings). Apparently it is telling you to speak a person's name so you can call them without pressing any buttons, but I don't think I have ever seen anyone use this feature.

Woman's voice: "Please say a command" *BEEP*

by ItsBeenReal April 28, 2009

peased out

A person who consistantly passes out from being a lightweight drinker or just a pussy. Some people have a high alcohol tolerance some have a high pass out rate, this is for the latter.

"Look at Justin he is peased out again"

"Man, Is that kenny peased out in the backyard?"

by Ryan McIver November 16, 2006

Please Like and Subscribe

A phrase used by the average YouTube that is really annoying even when they tell you to SLAP the Like button. What did the Like button ever do to them? Also, they ask about a notification squad? That's dumb

Thanks for Watching, Please Like and Subscribe!

by I AM THE INTERNET January 3, 2018

child please

F**K you

Reporter: You're Washed Up
Ocho Cinqo: Child Please

by Lacesoutrob August 12, 2009

Oh Please

Oh Please - Meaning/s - When someone doesn't believe something another is saying.
- When someone doesn't want to engage in conversation with another

Person Y 'I make 3 million pounds a year' Person Z 'Oh Please'

Person A 'Alright mate, you ok' Person B 'Oh Please'

by Ohpleasemayt March 29, 2012

please fuck me I’m so lonely

A lonely, horny person asking and/or begging to be fucked.

“Please fuck me I’m so lonely.”

“SHUT UP JAROLD NO ONE GIVES A FUCK THAT YOU’RE A LONELY HORNY IDIOT.”

by You’re valid <3 July 21, 2021