Peenish

A small penis. Not quite big enough to be a dick but it has a head and works...I guess. Definitely not a satisfying mouthful.

Poor dude got shafted. He only has a 3" peenish.

by HeauxRemover October 8, 2021

jeezel peets

A n expression originally declared in Michigan but adopted by people from Clermont county Ohio that expresses disgust, surprise, and shock.

You: My son was bit by a fire ant and his foot is swollen.

Me: Jeezel peets!!

by Dyer dog May 6, 2021

Beenis Peenis

When someone's cock looks more like a bean than a peen.

Aww mate you've got a mega Beenis Peenis, what is that!!!

by n_W1 November 15, 2022

High-peeness

High peeness refers to Happiness in a sexual way. i.e. the erected state of the male genitals.

What do I want in life? High-peeness, just like everyone else.

by BigDickDan February 5, 2005

Peenasaurus

Noun

Peenasaurus comes from the root Peen meaning penis and saurus which lends to large things such as a dinosaur. A Peenasaurus is a man with a large penis.

He's not a guy... he's a Peenasaurus!

by kwt52 March 2, 2010

Peenish

When something is kind of peen, but not quite.

"He is kind of a dick, but not really, he is peenish."

by Sofa48 May 11, 2019

peens

Short for "penis eater." Usually used as a nickname for someone.

"Hey Peens! What's up?"
Jon you are such a peens

by daisy doll April 3, 2006