Patron Pussy

yo i have mad patron pussy i can’t fuck
by cajc January 06, 2020
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Fat Patronizing.

When you can't help but compliment overweight people on how they look and think they are beautiful or sexy, sexualizing them in any way including writing weight gain fiction, viewing them as 'aspirational' and reposting their onlyfans account content from twitter on your own page just because you have a thing for fat people.
yes, because that's how fat-shaming works, when you can't stop complimenting overweight people and think they're 'beautiful'. Uhh, that's Fat Patronizing.
by MM132 February 23, 2024
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patron on ice,

Tequila/Alcohol with ice
Patron on the rocks
Tequila
by dolphin_girl February 05, 2016
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Patron

A leader of a group, most commonly a group of druglords.
Normally has multiple Sicarios working for him.

Most dangerous and notorious patron worldwide, Stanly or Teh.
Pronounciation: Pah-tron
"Patron life swag" - Patron
"Suck Patron off!" - Sicarios
by ChesChu December 02, 2021
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Gianna Patron

Jayden Loves his doors, and she is one of them. After being rejected he couldnt get enough of her. These type of people can be called "D O O R S" or " 2 D I M E N S I N O L".
Jayden: Thats a hot DOOR.
Sammy: Is it Gianna Patron?
by supersexybuffguy March 26, 2022
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Patroned

When someone willingly, or at someones direction, consumes so much Patron Tequila that he/she grabs any blunt object (this can be anything, a golf club, a chair, a coffee table) they can find and begins attacking people and inanimate objects (lamps, TVs, etc.) with it. This is usually, but not always, followed by vomiting somewhere other than the toilet.
Witness #1- Dude, he got so drunk off Tequila last night that he broke his TV with a golf club and then vomited on his X-Box. Witness #2- Yeah, the Shot Nazi Patroned his ass good! She had him take so many shots he was barking like a dog.
by Witness #3 February 04, 2013
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Social Media Patronizing

Social Media Patronizing: When you see someone in person and they say “I love your content” but they never actually comment on or “like” your posts or other content (depending on how the platform works) because they feel they’re better than, and don’t want the actual association.

That is social media patronizing.
Social Media Patronizing: Hey Mike, haven’t seen you in a while… omg, I LOVE following you on LinkedIn (but you know this person has NEVER engaged with you, not even a “like”).

This is a very condescending response from the person you haven’t seen in a while and claims they love to follow your content.
by Ricardo Rico January 01, 2022
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