Pasty theorm

The idea develpoed by the scientist Justin Genesemer that contact with the sun may be harmful. It stats that indoors and whiteness are key components in the safety of all pasty children

Dude, she must believe in the pasty theorm, because she is so fair skinned.
SHE IS HOTT AS DICKS

by t lam March 1, 2008

pasty face

When someone's face is unattractive.

"Hey, I think Blaze fancies you, do you think she is pretty?"
"Yeah she's buff but her face is pasty " or "She's got a pasty face"

by Leesoy Wack November 19, 2016

Pasty Muncher

Describes large fat inhabitents of South West England. More general than Devon Dumpling or Big Fat Cornish Blobby

Fat people waddling along the pavement and completely blocking it when trying to get past then getting berated by said Pasty Muncher. Treat them as a mini roundabout.

by Jally Peeno March 14, 2007

pasty cakes

Pasty Cakes: A term I use to describe someone who is very white, or albino.

Hey Pasty Cakes!

You're a Pasty Cake.

by Razor7 August 11, 2004

Pasty swig

(noun): asking for a drink when your high as shit.

Ex; hey man i need a pasty swig.

by bigshitty420 March 8, 2011

pasty fart

Farting out diarrhea while crying. Then standing up and cumming on the poop while you let out a tiny little squeaker. Then taking the poop out with your hands and passing gas on it.

"Dude did you see Billy the other day?"
"Yea bro, {lets out a massive fart and then pisses} everyone died because of his pasty fart."
"Yea, let me touch my breasts and cry"

by tinylittleacorn October 29, 2017

Pasty Henry

The application of glue to the genitals, usually while asleep.

He got drunk and passed out, so I gave him a pasty henry.

by Xcountry September 22, 2009