parasecretary

A highly overpaid and even more highly underqualified legal assistant

That parasecretary of his really needs to get her roots done.

by I'msodone.com November 3, 2008

Parseltongued

The process of masturbating into a dead snake carcass, only to realize that the snake is still alive.

Mate, I was in the bush last week and felt a bit horny so grabbed a dead brown snake to do the business and it came alive! I got totally parseltongued!

by The Clock Radio August 27, 2011

parise

my bitchass neighbor. she has curly hair but her family got straight hair so she adopted as fuck

“why doesn’t ur family have curly hair? ohhh that’s a parise”

by Richaaaayy December 25, 2019

Parse

Any adjective, ever.
Stemming from the term "Parser" which is a computer term.
You can effectively place parse in any sentence, in place of any adjective.

I can't wait get home to parse this big mac.

I would totally parse her all around town.

(When explaining your plans for the day) Does that.. parse?

by disco/lemonade May 21, 2009

Parse

When you pass on that arse

Person 1: “She’s so hot right now! Look at those legs dangling off the couch. Definitely an 8!”

Person 2: “Nah bro she’s a cuspy 4 at best. I parse”

by Mistine December 7, 2021

parasect

Very Cool sexy beast

Parasectt Is Bzxrd friend

by Bzxrd February 2, 2017

Parsec

To parsec ; to hack forumpasswords

Grude: Hmm someone stole my pass of the private forum :(
Prislia: You sure it hasnt been parsec-ed ?

by Anonymous April 7, 2003