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Grey Cell Partner

A partner in making informed and intelligent decisions and/or any venture.
I am discussing this idea with you because I believe you will be a great grey cell partner (in this venture).
by greycellpartner February 22, 2021
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fuck partner

someone who is used only for fucking. usually used if the person is lonely
I was so damn bored so i called up my fuck partner and we had some fun.
by jumbo921 May 2, 2010
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nesting partner

A term typically used by polyamorous people to refer to the partner they reside with.
"My nesting partner and I just finished putting up the art in our new apartment!"
by anonymous November 3, 2020
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bromantic partner

two dudes who act like they're life partners, to whom no ones entirely sure the extent of their intimacy
-wheres your bromantic partner chris?
-we're seeing a movie later so he went home to finish his essay....
by lezlifegotitrite August 9, 2009
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Play partner

Somebody who you may not be in a committed relationship with or someone that you play with regularly. Someone who you may might have sex with do different types of kinks or BDSM with.
Ohhhh naw ma, she my play partner
by GGoosey December 9, 2021
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Human Resources Business Partner

A pompous job title self-servingly contrived by human resource (HR) "professionals" to be applied to themselves, obviously intended to justify the existence and further expansion of the HR function within business organizations. A further objective of this ruse appears to be propagation of the illusion that the HR function possesses a holistic grasp of broader strategic issues facing the organization enabling it to contribute expanded economic value and thereby providing justification for elevated compensation demands for HR staff.

A look at online job advertisements will confirm that the use of this title is spreading faster than a California wildfire, giving credence to the notion that this scheme was recently cooked up in some HR industry association initiative as a way to rebrand HR "professionals" as being more than the administrative paper pushers they, in fact, are.

The absurdity of this inflated moniker is further appreciated when one considers that no other functions appear to have widely implemented similar titles in their functions. For example, one seldom sees job postings for bizarre titles such as "engineering business partner", "sales business partner", or "legal business partner".
Castle: "Hey Russo, what's with that new idiotic title of yours I saw on LinkedIn? Human Resources Business Partner? You've got to be kidding me."

Russo: "Come on Frank, it's a title to reflect the greater value I bring to the business."

Castle: "Jesus, Billy, you and I both know you that you don't know a damn thing about business and that the only reason you’re in HR is because you flunked out of all the other departments."
by Clark F. Kent March 21, 2019
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My Gym Partner's A Monkey

The most boring excuse for a show that the new producers at Cartoon Network could make out of their small brains. Kid at an animal school, WHO GIVES A DAMN! O, Cartoon Network, where hast thou placeth Dexter's Lab?
Me: *after hearing My Gym Partner's A Monkey intro song for 19th time* ARGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!
by DudeWho'sJustABitNuts August 10, 2006
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