your face makes onions cry

This is the God insult say this to someone when they call you ugly or they make fun of you or anytime you want hold this insult in much respect it is very wise and all powerful use this only three times a year so as not to wear it out

Hey Mom thanks for all the help raising me you pretentious bitch fuck you , your face makes onions cry

by ThirdWheelJimothy October 14, 2021

Musky onions

Boobs; a term for the secretion of musky fluid from the nipples once sucked

Yo, I sucked on this girls tits, and them shits tasted like musky onions.

by Blackojacko March 1, 2021

damn onions

A popular term often used on social media in response to a sentimental, sappy, or emotionally-charged video or meme that makes you "tear-up". It's a metaphor referring to how your eyes water when you're cutting onions. The phrase is used by the poster as a means of deflecting or "saving face" from admitting they were emotionally affected to the point of tears welling in their eyes from what they just saw or read.

VIDEO POSTED ON FACEBOOK: (Something with a kitten getting rescued from a house fire by a firefighter that gives it oxygen and revives it. Then, the firefighter unites it with the ecstatic little girl it belongs to.)

SOMEONE AFTER VIEWING THE VIDEO: Just watched this video and my eyes started tearing up from those damn onions again!

by Hextraordinary13 February 6, 2017

chopping onions

crying

Chris Graves says to Tom Brown and Bobby Harmon. "Hey, you got me chopping onions heeya"

by Derrick Heichelbech December 17, 2008

tough onions

A response to someone who obnoxiously complains or cries over something they cannot control. Often said sarcastically, showing that you don't really care about what they have to say.

Alluding to tough onions, which cause you to cry when you try to cut them.

Person 1: ...and then he broke up with me! I cry every night and I don't know what to do with myself!

Person 2: Tough onions.

by skarrina May 23, 2008

subway onions

When someone has really bad body odor and it smells like when you walk into a subway restaurant.

Whewww you've got the subway onions. Your armpits STINK!

by teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee November 30, 2010

Peeling Onions

Peeling Onions

(Peehl-ling Uhn-Yuns)

Definition: Crying or Sobing.

Term: Verb

E.g. - Yo' bro, you can quit peeling onions now.

or

Why is Tammy peeling onions again?

by Onion Guru Tim March 27, 2011