A Ortela is a gorgeous woman ruled by venus.
She is sensual, playful and very sweet.
Usually has big brown eyes, olive skin color, luxurious hair and a Mediterranean curvy body.
She is a lover of dance and homemade foods.
She is sensual, playful and very sweet.
Usually has big brown eyes, olive skin color, luxurious hair and a Mediterranean curvy body.
She is a lover of dance and homemade foods.
My wife is a Ortela.
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That wanksta just sold me a kilo of oregano the other weak. Now he be lyin' in chalk and his homies are pourin' out some liquor.
by Nick D March 6, 2003
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When dried, it can look similar to marijuana and is occasionally sold by dishonest dealers to nieve rookie pot smokers people who are trying to purchase weed but get screwed over with a bag of oregano instead, which is NOT marijuana.
When dried, it can look similar to marijuana and is occasionally sold by dishonest dealers to nieve rookie pot smokers people who are trying to purchase weed but get screwed over with a bag of oregano instead, which is NOT marijuana.
Matt: "Dude. . .I just sold Jake a bag of oregano for $100"
Me: "Well done. . . Jake's a tool and deserved to be ripped off."
Me: "Well done. . . Jake's a tool and deserved to be ripped off."
by ThemotherfuckinTimes August 31, 2008
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2.Getting someone at a party to smoke oregano thinking that it's pot.
2.Getting someone at a party to smoke oregano thinking that it's pot.
by The Doodler May 24, 2005
Get the oregapwned mug.a random act of douchebaggery; an arbitrary, pointless prank. originated from a myth where a group of tricksters would fill dime bags with scrunched-up oregano to imitate bags of weed, which they left at popular smoking spots. stoners finding the bags would soon cheer their good fortune and then lament their awful fortune upon realizing they had smoked a culinary herb.
douchebag: "mikhail just asked me to get him some coca cola, but i know he hates diet, and since the diet and regular varieties are visually indistinguishable, i will fill his cup with diet coke and watch him react in disgust when he drinks it!"
normal person: "you are such a child. grow up and stop pulling oregano pranks"
normal person: "you are such a child. grow up and stop pulling oregano pranks"
by well_hey_there_guy! June 22, 2010
Get the oregano prank mug.An MMORPG term describing a situation where you have obtained a large amount of ores to be processed into materials useful for blacksmithing and/or crafting or the like. Having said large amount of ores is pleasing and gives a brief moment of ecstasy known as an "oregasm". It is a play on the word and definition of the word "orgasm".
Fakename145: "Dude, how many iron ores did you collect so far?"
Fakername187: "Tons man, I had such an oregasm!"
Fakername187: "Tons man, I had such an oregasm!"
by Twinsteel July 1, 2009
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