optimus sock

the act of recieving head and pulling your penis out so fiercly the recievers intestines follow your penis out of his/her mouth.

"A pink sock. Just the other way."

i totally optimus socked russell last night.

by thedragondoes August 14, 2007

weighing his options

When a guy or girl looks at the two (2) people they want to go out with, and chooses between the two by figuring out each persons pluses and minuses.

Jimmy is choosing between Wanda and Katie by weighing his options.

by Peter fishermanshire July 6, 2007

Optimus prime

Like jesus, but hes a robot

Optimus prime is overpowered and still always dies

by RetardPie115 May 21, 2020

Optimus Prime

This is a drink, to make it mix 1/2 part Budweiser and 1/2 Bud light. Enjoy it in moderation, over consumption of this will cause extreme awesome-ness. So watch out

Bartender hook me up with another "Optimus Prime"

by OptimusPrime Time April 17, 2010

Optimus Wang

The friendly neighbourhood pimp with an obsession for hentai

That guy has SO MANY CHICKS!! He is Optimus Wangin'

by anonymoulous June 15, 2003

Optimus Prime

Leader of a set of girls. While approaching / hitting on this set, you must be sure to keep Optimus Prime pre-occupied so that she doesn't give the ""Autobots, transform and roll out!" command and leave with all the girls by her side.

Man, I was trying to wing Optimus Prime all last night so that she didn't roll out with her friends.

by RandomComments August 11, 2009

Optimus Swagger

Biggest my yute in the world, Smokes Bogies and trash at 2k. Also likes to eat pigs.

Nigga 1: Yo dawg u see that piece of beef

Nigga 2: Nahh nigga thats Optimus

Optimus Swagger

by Nigero 46 June 1, 2018