"I went to my friends house where he sucked the red paint off of my optimus prime"
I was about to murder an african-american with my weapon of choice, a chainsaw, when he kicked my optimus prime and ran away with my tv.
I was about to murder an african-american with my weapon of choice, a chainsaw, when he kicked my optimus prime and ran away with my tv.
by josh March 9, 2004
Get the optimus primemug. While performing "Whoopie" with your partner, just before you are about to erupt, pull your penis out, blow all over the front grill of a semi, and run the bitch over with the semi.
The cops were impressed with my creative imagination when I conceived THE Optimus Prime, but not impressed with the clean-up and paperwork after the deed was done.
by Jack Macaque July 19, 2010
Get the THE Optimus Primemug. Once just a normal everyday kind of guy. One day he was given the matrix of leadership from Optimus Prime and his life has never been the same. Optimus-JD fights for the rights of all pie loving beings everywhere as "Pie is the right of all sentient beings".
Optimus-JD rules.
by JD September 2, 2003
Get the OPtimus-JDmug. unloading on a slutty bitch's chest. a shot of cum to the chest.
when megatron kills optimus prime, OP dies after he takes one to the chest like a dirty slut.
when megatron kills optimus prime, OP dies after he takes one to the chest like a dirty slut.
i optimus prime'd that bitch
by getgooglegoggles January 29, 2010
Get the optimus primemug. The moment when a female's bra straps form into the face and or head of the famous Autobot from the Transformers franchise, Optimus Prime when she wears a tight shirt.
Guy: "Dude, did you see her Optimus Prime?"
Dude: "Yeah, it was bulging out, everyone saw it."
Guy: "Do you ever think she'll know everyone was laughing at it?"
Dude: "No, girls never really know when they have an Optimus Prime."
Dude: "Yeah, it was bulging out, everyone saw it."
Guy: "Do you ever think she'll know everyone was laughing at it?"
Dude: "No, girls never really know when they have an Optimus Prime."
by RanDominoX May 4, 2011
Get the Optimus Primemug. While on a gaming console and someone's headset starts to glitch and renders them unable to be understood. Can also be used for the loud screeching, beeping sound a headset can make.
by BRTT March 28, 2014
Get the Optimus Primingmug. Yo, girl come suck this optimus prime.
Guy: Hey do you like the Transformers?
Girl: Yeah
Guy: Awesome, cause I've got optimus prime in my pants ready to transform just for you.
Guy: Hey do you like the Transformers?
Girl: Yeah
Guy: Awesome, cause I've got optimus prime in my pants ready to transform just for you.
by Curvy Contessa January 12, 2011
Get the Optimus Primemug.