I'm going through an ugly opposite marriage. I just can't be married to that bitch, Miss California, anymore.
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When an individual finds it incredibly difficult to converse or interact with a person of the opposite sex.
Also occurs when an individual can interact with a person of the opposite sex, but speaks without thinking, offends them without knowing it, or just doesn't know how to treat them. This can be seen in terrible boyfriends/girlfriends, pimps, annoying nerds, and short white freckled kids who think they're tough.
When an individual finds it incredibly difficult to converse or interact with a person of the opposite sex.
Also occurs when an individual can interact with a person of the opposite sex, but speaks without thinking, offends them without knowing it, or just doesn't know how to treat them. This can be seen in terrible boyfriends/girlfriends, pimps, annoying nerds, and short white freckled kids who think they're tough.
Justin: *mumbling* umm.. hi... i'm justin.. uh...
Hottest Girl in School: Hey, um, I don't remember ever seeing you before...
Justin: yeah um that's cus i'm always behind you... wait no i mean...
HGiS: Ew! Get away you freak!
*justin runs back to friends*
Friend: Omg man, do you have OSSD or something?!
Justin: What's that?
Friend: Opposite-sex social deficiency. You can figure it out.
Hottest Girl in School: Hey, um, I don't remember ever seeing you before...
Justin: yeah um that's cus i'm always behind you... wait no i mean...
HGiS: Ew! Get away you freak!
*justin runs back to friends*
Friend: Omg man, do you have OSSD or something?!
Justin: What's that?
Friend: Opposite-sex social deficiency. You can figure it out.
by Synoryth November 5, 2009
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The most opposite of being right. The wrongest of rightest. To be oppositewrong is to be the most wrong, as it is the opposite of being the most right.
The Sun is oppositewrong of a black hole. The Sun is the Most On (active in performance for a greater, lengthier, and more substancial period of time) of everything ever. It is the most fully greatestly great of anything ever unanimously classified as "on" ever, and is the most abundantly quantiterrificest in comparison to all, most, any, full, every, and almost any full everything. Mostly allest of everything, it is the most fully always right of everything that is the most of the alwaysest "on".
A black hole is therefore fully the mostest "off", and is therefore far fully the finalest frontier of oppositewrong, the mostest of most fully wronged wrongs.
The Sun is oppositewrong of a black hole. The Sun is the Most On (active in performance for a greater, lengthier, and more substancial period of time) of everything ever. It is the most fully greatestly great of anything ever unanimously classified as "on" ever, and is the most abundantly quantiterrificest in comparison to all, most, any, full, every, and almost any full everything. Mostly allest of everything, it is the most fully always right of everything that is the most of the alwaysest "on".
A black hole is therefore fully the mostest "off", and is therefore far fully the finalest frontier of oppositewrong, the mostest of most fully wronged wrongs.
The Sun is the most ON of anything, so a black hole would be oppositewrong of the Sun, because it is the most OFF.
by mlazy July 14, 2009
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(1) The round begins with one person naming any animal.
(2) A second person then names the animal that is the opposite of that animal.
(3) Any participant may affirm or deny the merits of (2) as it relates to (1).
(4) If (2) is deemed not to be the opposite animal of (1), the game continues until the opposite animal is identified.
(5) Once the opposite animal is identified, return to (1).
(1) The round begins with one person naming any animal.
(2) A second person then names the animal that is the opposite of that animal.
(3) Any participant may affirm or deny the merits of (2) as it relates to (1).
(4) If (2) is deemed not to be the opposite animal of (1), the game continues until the opposite animal is identified.
(5) Once the opposite animal is identified, return to (1).
Mohammed: "Hey guys, what's the opposite animal of a wooly mammoth?"
Kim: "Probably like an emperor penguin."
Fatema: "No, that can't be right, they both live in cold habitats."
Kim: "What about a pit viper?"
Fatema: "Hm, that sounds about right."
Mohammed: "Pit viper is correct."
Kim: "Well, what's the opposite animal of a hammerhead bat?"
Kim: "Probably like an emperor penguin."
Fatema: "No, that can't be right, they both live in cold habitats."
Kim: "What about a pit viper?"
Fatema: "Hm, that sounds about right."
Mohammed: "Pit viper is correct."
Kim: "Well, what's the opposite animal of a hammerhead bat?"
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