That's my opinion

Something a person says when they don't want to receive any heat for being totally wrong.

Person 1:"Blacks are disgusting, boorish, animals and Jews are ugly, money grubbing child snatchers. "
Person 2:"Wow, you're a bigot"
Person 1:"WHOA! That's my opinion, if you can't handle it get out of here you intolerant ass."

by Mzuark January 9, 2014

opinion

A thought that is based on one's view of the world. All opinions are true to their holders, but are not always true to others. Despite the insistance of retarded UrbanDictionary users posting their opinions as definitions, no opinion is factual.

Retard: Hey look, I defined everything I like as "god" and everything I hate as "gay"!
Non-Retard: Dude, a dictionary is a collection of DEFINITIONS, not OPINIONS.

Retard then defines Non-Retard as gay.

by Evil Zak January 4, 2004

Soft Opening

When a man masturbates prior to having sex, in order to last longer.

Bro, I have a hot date tonight. I'm gonna have a soft opening first.

by Cire Nicnor March 30, 2015

Respecting Opinions

A thing that people on Youtubers have no idea how to do because they are huge crybabies who can’t understand that not everyone has to have the same opinion and swear at you and give you death threats all because you have different opinions than them.

Hypersensitive Person: “Respecting opinions? I have no idea how to do that because I am a crybaby who bullies others for having different tastes than me!”

by Dray’s Dictionary November 3, 2019

In my very humble opinion

A phrase used to feign modesty by people with inflated egos and an even more inflated sense of self worth. They often believe, falsely, that using this phrase will make them appear intelligent and benevolent. More often, it makes them appear like a douche.

"You're one of the few people I've come across worthy to carry on the human race. At least in my very humble opinion."

by MsBitchhands September 30, 2013

Opinionegative

1. Characterized by excessive and unsolicited sharing of negative opinions about others, typically done between groups of females.
2. Bitches being bitches

omg, did you see what Cindy was wearing last night, she totally looked like a hooker. I'm happy for her though that she is dating Steve now, he seems about right for her... Do you guys think his nose looks weird? What's with Sara always posting smiley faces on facebook, she's such a bitch, I hate her.

Wowsers Tiffany, you sure are opinionegative today!

by Columbus Commodore July 5, 2011

œnion

An œnion is a French cuisine composed of an onion wrapped in orange peeling, despite its simplicity its citrus taste helps complement the crispness of the onion.

Person 1: What's an oenion?
Person 2: Its an onion rapped in orange peel. Also, it's pronounced œnion.

Person 1: I don't believe you.
*Person 2 gives person 1 an œnion*
Person 1: Holy shit.

by WhoTheFuckReadsTheseAnyways June 6, 2023