Ooze a blooper

The act of pooing in which the poo is roughly the consistency of soft serve yogurt, perhaps with toppings or perhaps without.

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“I need to ooze a blooper,” I told my wife, who rolled her eyes in response

by Japles P April 23, 2023

It's oozing out

This phrase is often referenced to one of Dreamybull's videos in which he says "I'm about to cum", after many different ways of referencing to the joke including but not limited to; Ambatukam, Ambatubas, (etc.) One in particular stood out; "It's oozing out" referencing to the act of climax in sexual intimate actions.

Kid: It's oozing out sussy ohio skibidi!
Class: Shut the fuck up, retard!

by Stainedy January 8, 2024

Slobbering ooze

That last one of your friends who's hopelessly devoted to sharing why they believe your in the wrong about life choices and financial considerations absolutely ignorant about weapons and designer dress, maybe you if you're interested in my 3cr13 blade too closely, herpes-aides-gangrene-rabis-meth-covid 19-flu

You better not force me to undergo anymore w.m.d. attacks in the form of a gelled stilletto knife, if you're going to try telling me my knife is a weapon you can be the slobbering ooze on slanderous assault charges and drool everywhere after COVID 19 where's it's genetic structure is like to see that it is in fact just another rock

by Cody5050 December 23, 2021

SOS (Stanky Oozing Syndrome)

Here’s the situation. You have this chick over and you about to eat some flounder. As she becomes moist, you then realize she has SOS (Stanky Oozing Syndrome). You can either tell her your stomach hurts and fish will just irritate it, or you can man up and say you gotta drop a massive dookster and will be right back. You proceed to go to the bathroom and eat a dead bat that you’ve been storing for a situation like this. You will instantly contract COVID-19 and lose all smell and taste. Now get back out there and enjoy a nice filet-o-fish.

T-Bone: Yo broski, what’s on the menu tonight?

Big Queasy: Well I was gonna eat some salmon with my wife, but the fish I been having lately just don’t taste right..

T-Bone: Hmmm.. sounds like a case of SOS (Stanky Oozing Syndrome). I’ll tell you what if you need any dead bats, just go to Shitty Noodle Factory. My boy Ching Ming Wang can hook you up with some fresh COVID-19 in no time. Then that “salmon” will just taste like nothing.

Big Queasy: Thanks T-Bone. I knew there was a reason we were friends. I will hit up the SNF for dinner tonight. I hear they have great dinner specials.

by Stoney69 April 23, 2021

oozing

(v.) ooze in the gerund form

1. to do something slighting embarrassing

2. to leak cringe on others
3. to tamper with (but not ruin) good vibes

4. anything done slowly and subtly that is reminiscent of the seeping of smelly slugglish fluid

I heard Samantha hooked up with Chad last night, and he was not oozing at all.

Every time you bring up your toxic boyfriend, you ooze all over me. Let's talk about something else.

Will you stop with the gay jokes because you're oozing right now.

by bevspeaks_nephew March 9, 2024

Ooze and snooze

To fall asleep immediately after jerking off.

person 1: couldnt fall asleep last night, so i went on pornhub to ooze and snooze
person 2: why the fuck would i want to know that?

by Quintavius Gooch September 1, 2025

Oozing

give a powerful impression of (a quality).

Bruh where you cop your drip from, you oozing

by Backroadg July 20, 2021