BME Pain Olympics

A so called competition where a man mutilates his genitals. Its gained fame in 2012 when they started videotaping themselves committing the act. You along with 99.9% of people are probably asking yourself why someone would want to do this and the answer is the contestants are usually very low iq, have nothing to live for, and are all around just odd people. The contestants take a local Anesthesia and proceed to cut off their balls either with a knife, hatchet, or whatever their creative mind can think off. The fact that they cannot feel anything they are doing because of the anesthesia brings to question why its even called the “Pain” olympics. They also usually cut off the entire genitalia and proceed the cut them up on a table, I don’t know how it’s supposed to cause more pain but I think at this point they’re just trying to make you puke. There is no winner of this competition and the contestants receive no prize. Which makes you question even more of why someone would do this.

“Hey man have you seen the BME Pain Olympics?” “Ya man those guys are totally mental”

by DUDE_JUST_ STFU April 29, 2019

Poop olympics

games to play that make pooping more fun, like the high jump which is the act of jumping as high as you can above the toilet right before the poop comes all the way out; the bigger the splash the more points.

Jim: I just had the best session of poop olympics
George: nice i had a good hurtles session the other day
Jim: nice nice

by sparrow goodfellow November 8, 2009

Olympics

An sporting event originating in Greece as an honor to the gods. In more modern times it has become an international sporting contest were most of the world's countries participate every four years. The athletes selected to participate are their country's cream of the crop and represent their home nation with unparalleled pride. Being awarded a medal means you are one of the best athletes in the world. A pure and true athletic spectacle that has unfortunately received less popularity in recent years.

The true, original definition of athleticism originated at the ancient Olympics. Being allowed to represent your country is considered the ultimate goal for almost every athlete in the world.

by Matt..... October 4, 2008

olympia

A beautiful girl who doesn't know it. She can make anybody laugh with her sense of humor, and is one of a kind gorgeous!

Olympia

by ella1234566 May 10, 2015

depression olympics

When two or more people argue over who has a worse life. Most commonly used by 12-14 year olds in an attempt to make one person feel better, but usually ends up in fierce and unnecessary arguing.

12 year old: I'm so sad, my boyfriend broke up with me.
Other 12 year old: At least you're not me, I got cheated on.
12 year old: Yeah but he slept with me, and yesterday my dad lost his job.
Other 12 year old: Jesus Christ, I have it worse, I got my power shut off yesterday and we're going to lose our house.
12 year old: This isn't the Depression Olympics, I obviously have it worse.
Other 12 year old: No! I do! You should be happy that you aren't me!
{Keeps Escalating}

by Taiga Rose September 10, 2014

Oppression Olympics

Oppression Olympics is the tactic used by Alt-Leftists in Western society that's used to silence people who are "privileged", attempting to render their qualms useless. The pecking order (Bottom to top) goes:
White straight men, black straight men, white straight women, white gay men, white gay women, black gay men, white transsexuals FtM, white transsexuals MtF, black straight women, black gay women, black transsexuals FtM, black transsexuals MtF.
Although the tactic is used by Alt-Leftists, the term is used by those who oppose it.

Person 1: "You know, I'm not huge on this new obsession with teaching African history to students over the Roman Empire"
Person 2: "Well lucky you're a white guy so your opinion is not required"
Person 1: "I ain't playing this Oppression Olympics shit with you, man."

by Opoisredkkvrov June 7, 2021

roadside olympics

roadside sobriety test.

Jose Contreras: Thank God I passed that shit, I hardly even remember taking it.
Bruce Lee: Roadside olympics baby.

by benny b from the bronx August 21, 2007