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sarbanes oxley (SOx)

1) An industry created from nothing that creates nothing.
2) Sarbanes Oxley is also a swear word.
3) Something to hide behind when you need introduce bureaucracy to the nth degree.
SOX dweeb: Do have everything under control?
Office bloke: Yes
SOX dweeb: Can I see the documentary evidence?
Office bloke: We don't keep hard copy
SOX dweeb (smugly): The you have failed your control and I must report you to the highest possible echelon within the organisation who will inform of your failure and sack you. Sarbanes Oxley (SOx) is the alpha and the omega.
Office bloke: So fucking what? DIE!

/bang

SOX dweeb dies in a pool of it's own blood. Much rejoicing ensues.
by flatster October 24, 2006
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Olneyville

Olneyville is the only ville when you've got no place to go

also has the 2nd best wieners around, 2nd only to Rods Grill in warren
olneyville is the only ville when you've got no place to go
by AFH1203 March 30, 2010
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Peanut Butter & Otley

The most delicious dessert concoction ever: mix marshmallows, chocolate chips, smart start healthy heart, and chunky peanut butter in a cup. Put in microwave until marshmallows start to bubble. Take out of microwave and give in to the greatness.
Imma get me sum Peanut Butter & Otley tonite.
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olly wolly

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"Lets go get some olly wolly from that prostitute!"
by Leanna The Banana August 7, 2004
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olly olly cocks been free

a loud oration that is typically stated upon freeing ones cock from the fabric that contains it
While sitting at work, I yelled - olly olly cocks been free - from my cubicle....that - in turn - drew the attention of multiple co-workers, and, upon seeing their faces I shook my flacid fuck stick for all to see.....oh happy days!
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olney

(1)Area where more marijuana is smoked than all of Mexico
(2)Addicting, if you like it, you'll never leave
The two boys entered in Olney having never smoked weed before and left the same night as drug dealers.
by Corey Chase July 26, 2008
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