system of a down

a politically correct band with some fucking unique talent

no example needed, just check out thier albums toxicity and steal this album

by BlankGirl December 26, 2004

shit of a thousand wipes

when poop breaks off halfway out of your ass and you wipe away at the stump as if it were a wet pastel poking out of your asshole.

I wont be coming to work today as I've been cursed by the shit of a thousand wipes.

by Lunicus January 29, 2007

son of a cunt

When a situation has escalated past the point of using the mild term "son of a bitch" it has become a son of a cunt.

"son of a bitch Johnny the brakes on the car are not working", "son of a cunt Stan here comes a semi truck!

by smendez April 4, 2010

That Reminds Me of A Story

So I'm driving my truck, right, anyway, HITLER jumps out into the middle of the road! Anyway i'm like, "HITLER GET OUT THE WAAAAAYYYYYYY" but he can't hear me cause he got airpods in. So yeah. That's how I killed Hitler.

Joe: So how was your day?
Mama: THAT REMINDS ME OF A STORY, So I'm driving my truck, right, anyway, HITLER jumps out into the middle of the road! Anyway i'm like, "HITLER GET OUT THE WAAAAAYYYYYYY" but he can't hear me cause he got airpods in. So yeah. That's how I killed Hitler.

by bruhenir November 28, 2019

system of a down

The most recent band in existence to be so kick-ass that their records are 55-minute-long orgasms.

"I like SOAD," said Dave one day while he was out kicking the shit out of zombie scum.

by Davezor January 23, 2004

Cocaine is a hell of a drug

An interjection. Originated from a famous skit in Dave Chappelle's "Chappelle's Show". The skit would portray Rick James, usually high on cocaine, preforming doing crazy and stupid things, such as smacking Charlie Murphy in the face. Rick James would frequently explain away his actions by saying "Cocaine is a hell of a drug".

From "Chappelle's Show":

Rick James: "Why you hit me like that Charlie Murphy?!?!"

Charlie Murphy: "Cause you hit me, man!!"

Rick: "That was weeks ago, motherfucker!!"

Charlie: "NO!! It was tonight!!"

Rick: "What? I..I hit you tonight..."

Charlie(voice over): I could see that he had no idea, he had really forgot."

Rick (Being interveiwed): "Cocaine is a hell of drug."

Example #2

Dude 1: "Dude you are so retarted."

Dude 2: "Hey now, cocaine is a hell of a drug."

Example #3

Dude 1: "What's up dude?

Dude 2: "Cocaine is a hell of a drug!!"

Example #4

Dude 1: "He's in rehab now.'

Dude 2: "Yeah, cocaine is a hell of a drug."

by TomM08 November 7, 2005

Son of a Bush

An excited utterance or exclamation muttered by US tourists when traveling overseas during the term of the 43rd US president - George W Bush (2001–2009).

President Bush's aggressive policies drew the ire of many people worldwide. So much so, that being a US citizen traveling abroad invoked a certain scorn from the locals, which prompted this defensive mantra.

Hey!! I don't like my president either. Please understand that I didn't vote for that Son of a Bush!!!

by Jan-chan December 31, 2009