October 9th

National make a new friend day!

“ new friends “

“ yes “ say❗
" What's your birthday? "

" October 9th. "

" Ooo, you a bad bitch. "

by faythfrmtt October 8, 2021

October 92nd

Its New Year’s Eve you pleb

Jack:HAPPY OCTOBER 92nd

Jane: IT’S NOT SPOOKTOBER ANYMORE, GROW UP ALREADY.

by Forktard92 October 29, 2021

October 9th

On October 9th you can legally tell a child under the age of 7 that Santa isn’t real

Child: excited for Christmas

Guy on October 9th: yeah, so Santa isn’t real lmao
Child: crys*

by Japan_in_1945 November 23, 2021

October 9th

National lose your virginity day.

“Yo it’s October 9th”

“Yessir, time to lose my virginity”

by Chavemaker19 October 8, 2022

October 9th

National Kiss a wall day.

ever wanna kiss a wall you preverted weirdo? well heres the day to do it and you cant get in trouble. have fun

October 9th is national kiss a wall day.

*kisses wall*

"...what the hell?"

"Its october 9th. national kiss a wall day!"

by Urmomsleg October 9, 2022

October 9th

October 9th is "National Break A Tooth Day'' This day is only for hot bitches who broke their tooth!

Happy October 9th, bitch!! Break a tooth!! 😎🦷🔨

by alienhead👽👽 October 9, 2022

October 9th

October 9th Is international tall partner has to flirt with short partner day

“Haha you have to flirt with your short partner bc it’s October 9th!!!”

by I am a joke. October 9, 2022