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O.D.A. (Optimal distance of attraction)

The distance at which a person is most attractive. Beer goggles decrease the ODA between persons.
"That chick has a long O.D.A. (optimal distance of attraction). I thought she was fine from a distance, but once I got up close, I realized she had a face like a horse."
by Yuichi October 1, 2007
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Optimized weekday after-work game plan

Recent studies show that after leaving your 9-5, the most optimal way to spend your evening is eating Chipotle and getting a blowjob. This is statistically shown to increase levels of serotonin, endorphins, dopamine, and oxytocin.
Person 1 - Hey man, are you executing the optimized weekday after-work game plan?
Person 2 - Of course brother. I'm picking up 2 orders of chipotle at 6. Girlfriend is coming over at 6:30!
by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020
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Pareto optimal

A sophisticated way to say, "Life is not always fair"
Person A: How come Hillary Clinton didn't win the 2008 primaries?

Person B: Well...life in many ways is Pareto optimal. Besides I heard from someone that her campaign slogan was, "Anarchy is my policy for men."
by paisleynotes November 2, 2009
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Das's Law of Optimism/Pessimism

The glass is twice as big as it needs to be. Get there.
Das's Law of Optimism/Pessimism is derived from something said by George Carlin. It explains that sometimes you expect too much of yourself and it gets you down in life.
by Mindbladeskillyaks June 16, 2010
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Optimized

A product or service that has been rendered completely useless, unmanageable, or irrelevant. In software, this is usually due to over-engineering or a lack of fundamental understanding of how to interpret analytics related to the typical use case. Most common in software and online services, but can be applied to other industries.
example 1: "YouTube has nearly been optimized to perfection."
example 2: "Kathleen Kennedy has optimized Star Wars cinematic storytelling."
by ThatAwesomeTerr June 13, 2018
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Optimizely

When two practitioners discuss at a conference, typically Opticon, about Optimizely nee:testing/experimentation on their digital products
"Did you Optimizely that?"
by optimize(ly) August 30, 2019
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optimism

the state of mind/ideal of being happy and positive.
it's difficult to remain having optimism during these days with trump as our president
by silyy November 14, 2017
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