open season

The Part of the Year when it is both Legally, and Ecologically, Acceptable to Hunt for Animals,Fish or Game, of a Particular Species.

All the (civilised) Local National Governments set Start and End Dates for the Open Season; and the Closed Season.
These dates can be different for each of the Animals, Fish, or Game Species which a Hunter/Angler wants to target.
In Order to Avoid Being Caught, Arrested and Fined, it is necessary to Find out what the Start and End Dates are for the Open Season; as it applies to the Species of Quarry which YOU want to Hunt.
( The Survival of Species is At Stake; So Don't Risk Being Busted.)
The Fines are, Quite Rightly; VERY PAINFULLY EXPENSIVE.

by Cyril Squirrel April 13, 2007

Open Casket Material

A witty and sarcastic way to describe beauty. Often used in its negative form (she ain't open casket material) meaning having (or not) a presentable look.

Look at that girl, she's open casket material. But her boyfriend I would close the casket on him.

by Chomskian December 17, 2008

OPEN CRIB

REFERS TO A CERTAIN PERIOD OF TIME WHEN YOUR HOUSE (CRIB), IS OPEN FOR VISITATION AT ANYTIME FROM KNOWN OR UNKNOWN GUEST.

YO' LETS GO TO THAT OPEN CRIB PARTY ON JEFFERSON AVENUE TONIGHT.

by BOIBLAZE December 21, 2008

Open-Faced Compliment Sandwich

When you receive criticism followed by an insincere compliment, usually at a job review. Done when someone gets so upset after criticism that they are pacified with a "compliment" in order to shut them up.

Chris was mad because his job review was terrible, so his boss made up a random compliment to make him feel better. Chris did not fall for this Open-Faced Compliment Sandwich and remained angry. Grrr.

See also: Compliment Sandwich.

by xarasia October 16, 2013

Open the Bakery

To take a shit. Primarily used to express one's need to defecate in a polite and courteous manner. May also be stated as opening the bakery for business.

Mexican was not the best idea for lunch today. I am going to need to open the bakery within the hour.

Let's take a quick break from the meeting if we can. I need to open the bakery for business. Let's start again in about 10 minutes.

by Eaton Holgoode August 18, 2016

Open Jam

Harmony Central user forum mostly concerned with bowel movements, tits, and gay sex.

Did you check out Open Jam this morning? Strato shit out his rectum again, JoshuaTSP bought another amp, GRAF had another nervous breakdown that he'll claim he made up, and newbie chick gave her opinion about something.

by OJArchivist August 14, 2009

Open bobs

A everyday sentece used by indian online daters to hit up some Noods with Girls Like "Show Me Your Boob, Girl." Except its Mispelled,

Rajeet: 'Open bobs and show vagene'
Melissa: '???'
Rajeet: 'I want sexi Sex'
Melissa: 'Never Talk To Me Again"

by LilHyprChan April 24, 2018