omjc

Oh My Jesus Christ. Because jesus christ sounds so much better then god.

Did you see that shooting star? omjc it was huge!

by yourafgt April 16, 2009

OmJesus

This term is the same as saying "Oh my Jesus." Everybody says omg or oh em gee, but we all know that Jesus saves babies.

Person1: Caitlin broke up with me. =(
Person2: Yeah... She was all over me at the party.
Person3: OmJesus!

by [e-mail] March 25, 2007

OMJC

This means oh my jesus christ.

"OMJC i just saw a GHOST!!"

by Luver January 13, 2008

OMJB

OH MY JESUS BALE, another word for oh my god. Indicating that CHRISTian Bale is Jesus Christ. Therefore we should all trust in Jesus Bale.

OMJB I can't believe that just happened!

by methanestars January 17, 2011

omjesus

a combination of "omg!" with "jesus", hence omjesus.

friend: paris hilton just died.
me: *sobs* OMJESUS! why couldn't it've been you?!

by sally_dago October 19, 2008

OMJIZZ

OMJIZZ (oh-em-jizz)
An expression usually said right after a surprise or shock, with the possibility of you jizzing (peeing in your pants).

GF: Babe, what did ya wanna tell me?

BF: I'm . . . prego.

GF: OMJizz!

by shelovestwiliqht May 17, 2010

omjb

Oh My Juice Box
Oh
My
Juice
Box

OMJB, look over there

by Sexy Bitch 2141 August 24, 2010