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obsessed

A good example of obsessed some of the people who posted under the definition of Hentai Seriously, just look at the stuff some of those good folks over there posted. I think that genre of porno has drawn in some of the most, well... "Devoted" of fans. Not that I mean to bash any viewers out there, but man, I've met some freaky Hentai fans in my high school days.
fan: Hentai is perfect, hentai is beautiful, hentai is perfect, perfect, righteous, wonderful, great, exotic, it is-

Nerd:Sigh.... It's obsessed people like you that give us nerds an even worse rep than we already have. Stupid Baby-Rape porno...

Fan: Yer just jealous because you can't do what they can in the beautiful cartoons!

Nerd: If I wanted to turn into a living dildo, I'd make note of it. As for now, joining in anonymous group orgies is better than watching naked chained up toons in my opinion. speaking of which, I'm going to a friend's house. Don't get sperm all over my keyboard... Chao...
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ovulation obsessed

One who is desperate to get pregnant. Usually tracks her menstral cycle to determine most optimal time to concieve. Takes basal temp every morning and tracks temp on a chart. Makes daily note of vaginal mucus to track upcomming ovulation. Has sex on days most likely to be fertile. On those days goes straight for the kill and completely forgets forplay.
Karen is ovulation obsessed all she cares about is getting pregnant she doesn't make sex fun anymore.
by Karamel December 20, 2007
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obsassed

Constantly pondering how to grip some of the nicest ass around.
Girl with nice ass: That beastly GK from da boro is completely obsassed.

Girl who hangs out with (above) to look better by comparison: Yea i know hes totally checkin you out.
by Mista Noinchman February 9, 2008
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Celeb-Obsessed

Someone who is overly obsessed with a celebrity, who the majority of the time sucks, and the person is only is only obsessed with him/her because the celeb is hot/cute/sexy etc.
Celeb-Obsessed girl: Oh my god! I just got 37 new posters of Justin Bieber! Im going to hang them up right next to my Zac Effron posters! Oh wait! All that room next to Zac is taken up by my posters of Taylor Lautner!! Oh well, its ok! I can just put my Justin posters on the ceiling! Oh my god they are all so dreamy!!
by Richard_l835 May 26, 2010
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Oblessed

When you are feeling both blessed and obsessed with another person
Feeling oblessed with my bae today
by Roseeanna August 16, 2017
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chart obsessed

someone who keeps on releasing different versions of the same song to stay #1.
tayfraud swift is nothing but chart obsessed. releasing millions of anti-hero remixes to block sza from getting #1 but still lost.
by osamacalis almanzar January 9, 2023
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OBsessed

Being a fan of Orlando Bloom. The capatalized 'OB' are his initials.
I am so OBsessed. I watched Troy over ten times just to see Orlando Bloom.
by SharonG May 24, 2005
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