nutty comet

When you poop into an oversized tube sock and then smash it into someone's face at full force.

I stole Jeff's bike again and he gave me a nutty comet out of the blue.

by zhendo April 17, 2008

nutty walrus

When you cum in a girls mouth then punch her in the stomach so the cum shoots out of her nose like walrus tusks.

I have her a nutty walrus

by Emas December 10, 2016

Nutty Chunker

An extremely chunky turd due to eating a large amount of nuts. Usually takes excessive force to tackle and more often than not will be substantially painful, and also may lead to anal hemorrhaging.

After making the mistake of eating a whole 5 lbs. bag of peanuts at the ball game yesterday, today I was left with the inevitable choice of forcing out what was probably the most painful and damaging nutty chunker I've ever experienced.

by Boxx Cutta December 08, 2013

Nutty Pot

When you cum in one of your girl’s nostrils and it comes out the other, effectively cleaning her sinuses.

I’ve been breathing great since Chet and Klyle each gave me a Nutty Pot

by BA_BROWN October 24, 2018

Nutty Madam

someone, usually female (often times it is hard to tell) who is fat and grossly obsessed with Twilight

Emily: Oh my god, did you see how Amanda freaked out when she saw the trailer for that New Moon movie?
Bria: Yeah, she's a total nutty madam!

by I Dont Like Twilight! <3 November 20, 2009

nutty christian

A christian who cares waaaay too much about their faith.

Son-"Fuck this."
Mother-"Honey, Jesus wouldn't say that. You should love everything in the name of god."
Son-"Shut up you nutty christian

by satansheroin666 August 21, 2009

Nutty Buddy

The new term for "friends with benefits".

Donald and I are nutty buddy's

by cswain February 18, 2008